semen stains

I always get semen stains on the bottom part of my shirts, and was wondering if there was a way to get them out without washing my shirts?

 

Stop masturbating then.

 

*domestic goddess mode activate*

Just run the part with jizz on under a hot tap (or pour water out of the kettle on to the stain) and rub the stain with a damp cloth.

Alternatively, don't do it in the first place.

 

^ You dirty slag.

She's right, though. I don't quite understand how you manage to get it on your shirt, but alright...

 

Just wash it...?

 

Get a girl.

 

thanks, I'll try that next time.

Dont like girls

 

..whats wrong with uh..washing them?

 

Do what Verts say's or learn to aim better.

 

Instead of letting that shit crust scrub it off while it's still slime.

 

Tissues.

I'll leave it at that and nothing more.

 

even when its still slime, it still leaves a faint outline

 

Take your shirt off when your fappin'.

Dont tuck your boner in your waistband with a tucked in shirt.

Cum in a female/male/dog. Whatever you prefer, were here to help you. Not judge you

 

very lazy

 

well idk about shirts, but the only thing that gets jizz outta hair for me is Head and Shoulders classic clean

 

Hot Water may work on the clothing, but do NOT use hot water to wash it off your hands unless you blast it off really quickly - if you only lightly rinse it off your hand, it gains a stringy and sticky consistency... then you have a problem D:

 

soap usually works right? just put some soap on your clothes.

alternatively, you could bend over and catch it all in your mouth like Ron Jeremy

 

It's increasingly clear to me that this thread is some sort of joke. The subject is dubious as it is, but your responses make it all the more. Keep out of here unless you have something meaningful to write.