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so i woke up with a boner...
  1. Unread #1 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    and my mom walked in the room. i only have a sheet over me. it was morning wood and i think my mom saw the rising in the sheets. my boxers kept my dick from sticking straight up but my mom said "im going to work now" quicker than she ever has before, and left.

    wat do.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:14 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    lmfao. I lol'd irl


    Awkwardddd.lol
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:14 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    Shout omfg and say why didn't you fucking knock?
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:15 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    tl;dr
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:17 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    tightey whities
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:17 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    seductively remove sheets to reveal your throbbing manhood, then invite her to partake in the goodness?
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:18 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    thats nasty nate. HIS MOM
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:20 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    That's an image i would rather have never had. Damn joo nate. D:
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:20 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    yyeeeeaa bboooyyy props to bmth for hittin it
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:22 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
         
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:33 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    shoulda popped it out and been like [​IMG]
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:41 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    fuck you =[
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:44 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    Take it as a sign to fuck your mother senseless.
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:45 AM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    [​IMG]
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    See, even louis agrees with me : D
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:19 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    [​IMG]
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Mar 19, 2010 at 1:31 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    newfag with old join date D:
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Mar 19, 2010 at 2:09 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    This happened to me except it was at a hotel with my whole family there and I was asleep in the middle of the living room for like 2 hours while they were awake.
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Mar 19, 2010 at 2:58 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    Icwhatudidthar
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Mar 19, 2010 at 3:09 PM
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    so i woke up with a boner...
    should have tapped that while you had the chance
     
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