The unofficial guide to the spam forum for newfags

The newfag rate here in the spam forum has increased sevenfold in the past week, so here is a guide for the newfags.

1. Lurk moar. Don't just hit the spam forum link for the first time thinking that you can post things like "raspberry titties" as a title and inside have a flood of animated cows.gif. Read some threads before you post a new thread, and you will find that all the topics are relevant to something, not just random spam.

2. Don't come into the spam forum acting like "O hai guise I'm a newfag, please rape my face" in an attempt to make people like you. This results in massive amounts of flaming.

3. Don't act like you know respected spam forum members. Anything with the words "I remember when..." when you have a join date of sometime within the past 2 months is prohibited.

4. Read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post. Snakes. Example: This post in this thread. Please read the OP's entire post before you post nonsense.

5a. D0nt t4lk l1ek th1$. Just because we can read it, doesn't mean we want to, make us laugh, make you cool, etc.

5b. dnt tlk lk ths. ^

5c. donttalklikethisitsfuckingannoyingsee? ^^

5d. OMG I'M YELLING!!!!!SHIFT1!!! DON'T DO THIS.

6. Just because General Discussion deleted your thread about personal problems, doesn't mean you should post them here. We stop reading after that.

7. Flooding in general, whether it be with threads, posts in multiple threads in rapid succession, or images/text in your post is prohibited. No one is laughing while scrolling through hundreds of animated_cow.gif. They are thinking "This is fucking annoying, fuck this kid"

8. Pretending to know something that you obviously don't is doinitwrong. You are trying to hard for people to like you.

9. Don't be a fag and report someone for mild flaming. It's the spam forum, not the bitch-and-moan forum, or report-everyone-in-an-attempt-to-achieve-modship forum. If you can't handle it GTFO.

Newfag: A relative new user who doesn't know the proper forum etiquette and/or inside jokes/memes that are often posted. For the spam forum alone, even people who have been around sythe for years can be considered newfags if they don't know proper procedure, as the spam forum is run by a different set of rules entirely.
Newfags often try to gain popularity quickly by attempting to be funny when all they are doing in reality is pissing off the oldfags by acting like a newfag.

Oldfag: opposite of a newfag.

<!-- Feel free to offer suggestions to any part of this, unless your a newfag -->

 

how bout pretending to know when you dont know is doinitwrong

 

Approved.

 

I like the #6 edit.

 

How bout posting witty images?

 

you forgot to put don't be a fag and report for minor flaming if you can't handle it gtfo.

 

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2. O hai guise I'm a newfag, please rape my face

3. Hai syed, dalp, harped, hahanerd,grave, drew etc. etc. etc. remember when... we like..

5. l0l at d03s stup1i7 rulz

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what now biatch

 

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/fail

 

^^ Knew it was coming, was waiting for someone to create a thread called "Raspberry Titties" with cows in it. Now that this is said, it is most likely going to happen.

 

Done.

 

tl;dr

 

Do I need to say moar?

 

4 < that shit is so jcash

 

stickied until penjimon takes it down

 

No joke of a lie, he did it.

 

i take credit for sticking it
my idea iswer

 

This thread is the sex, who made it?

 

If by some way newfags could read and follow this, the spam forum could lessen it's newfagish parts..