How to eat french toast

Step 1:

Get french toast. I'd tell you how to cook it, but I'm a martian. Do you really expect me to be able to cook?

Step 2:

Grab a fork, spork, spoon or knife and take a small piece of the french toast and stick it in your mouth, like so;


(thanks to google)

Step 3:

Drop your jaw and raise it, continuously. This is called chewing your food.

Step 4:

Swallow your french toast. Maybe drink a sip of milk.

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If you followed my steps correctly, you have just eaten french toast.

 

Thanks, didn't know how to do this before .

 

No problem man. That's my goal, to help people.

 

*Thread creator was given User Educator for his post*

 

I wish haha. I really want UE! Maybe one day.

 

Thread discriminates Jcash because he can't drink milk


But honestly its kind of a joke, funny but ehh. Other guides were pretty good and informative.

 

Kind of ironic since its pretty similiar to one of yours though?

 

I showed how to make scrambled eggs. Then put it into another guide.

 

Lol at this guide. Sexy, 9/10.

 

You're kidding right? lol i knew how to eat when I was 3. Alright guide. Nothing great. Topic's a little crap though lol

 

Harped, you succeeded...




But wow, thank you.... for 18 years I had to be tube force-fed, this guide applies to all aspects of eating! My sincere thanks...



EDIT: Hold up hold up...... Necromancer, are you saying that you managed to live for 3 WHOLE years without eating! Zomg.... You're a miracle of nature...

 

Lol no. My mother fed me. o.o

 

give this bad boy user ed. epic guide mate now i can eat!

 

What a useless guide. You would of been better off making a guide on How to Make French Toast. I give this guide -10 / 10.

 

10/10!

Very informative!

Everything i needed to know (about eating french toast)

How you didn't get user ed, i don't know.

 

Lmao, what a breakthrough!

 

Shit guide..
Don't expect this useless guide to get you a UE position you fool..