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  1. Aye Pod

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    Yahoo vs Google

    Post your Yahoo vs Google's, and say who wins :)


    If you don't know what this is, here it is:

    Type in about 2 words (that go together), and witchever one has the best "suggestion" wins. Say why it won, and what the loser said that was the funniest.

    Make sure you use the same words for both searches of course.

    example:
    I typed in: why do
    Google's best was: Why do dogs eat poop
    Yahoo's best was: Why do dogs eat grass
    Google wins :]

    So tell the people of sythe what your Yahoo vs Google's are
     
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    Yahoo vs Google

    Typed in: Why did
    Yahoo: why did I get married
    Google: why did the chicken cross the road

    Yahoo won.
     
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    xD thats Epic

    I typed in: do you
    Google: do you like waffles
    Yahoo: do you know the muffin man
    Id haveto say its about a tie, maybe google is a bit over
     
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    Yahoo vs Google

    "I want"...
    Google: i want a hippopotamus for christmas
    Yahoo: i want that

    Google wins.
     
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    Google
     
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    ^dumb as shit
     
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    I like
    Google: I like to fork myself
    Yahoo: I like big bibles
    Google i guess?
     
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    Can you get aids from
    Google: Can you get aids from swimming in a pool with black people
    Yahoo: Can you get aids from sweat
    Google obviously.

    Haha did this get moved from the general discussion? I don't see how this is spam and threads like what do you smell like are not.
     
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    6th replies:

    Google: Why do indians smell?
    Yahoo: Why do we yawn?

    Google wins
     
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    Typed in Why:

    Google: Why do men cheat
    Yahoo: Why is the sky blue.

    Google <33. haha
     
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    Typed in "How Come"
    Google - How come I can't get wet
    Yahoo - How come my computer goes slow.

    Google wins xD
     
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    My girlfirend
    Google: My girlfriend won't shave
    Yahoo: My girlfriend's house
    Google, reason is obvious..
     
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    Typed "When will"

    Google: When will santa be at my house?
    Yahoo: When will gas prices go down?

    Idk.... Gas prices are important, but Santa isn't real... So I'd have to go with Google.
     
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    Why are
    Google: Why are black people loud?
    Yahoo: Why flamingos pink?

    Google
     
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    thats sweet xD
     
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    Typed in: Is_
    Google: Is lady gaga a transvestite?
    Yahoo: Is aids contagious?
    People who use yahoo must be pretty fucking stupid....but google wins.
     
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    Yahoo vs Google

    Type: jews will go
    Google: jews will go to hell
    Yahoo: jews will go to hell

    tie

    Type: please go
    Google: please god i'm only 17
    Yahoo: please god help me

    google wins

    Type: google will
    Yahoo: google will not load
    Google: google will not search for chuck norris

    google epic win
     
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    Type: you are a
    Yahoo: you are an idiot
    Google: jyou are a pirate

    Google wins.
     
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