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  1. Unread #1 - Jan 31, 2010 at 10:58 AM
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    Right, so on Friday I was the only kid in French class. All of the other 9 people either had flu, were skipping, or were at the nurse's office. So it all started when my teacher locked the door.. and they're also soundproof. She had been looking at me a lot lately and I was getting a little nervous. She's in her thirties and is widowed, and what happened next is something that probably changed my life.

    She asked if I did my homework and she checked it. While she was checking it, she was sitting next to me and she was touching me every time I got something wrong. I pretended not to notice, her hands were soft and gentle. I guess this was what made her decide what she did.

    She gave me a hug and kissed me on the cheek. I, dazzled, could do nothing and she took the opportunity to make out with me. I just left the room and sat in the bathroom the whole day...

    I was hesitant whether to write this or not, and now I decided to since tomorrow I'll have to meet her again.

    PLEASE HELP, AND KEEP THE SPAM OUT.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:02 AM
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    lolwut
     
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    This is serious, please help me.
    I'm nervous and don't know what to do tomorrow.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:05 AM
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    If you tell your mum, she'll get scared and say "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air".
     
  9. Unread #5 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:06 AM
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    Why do you not take this seriously?
    I bet if this happened to you you'd go tell the director.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:06 AM
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    is obvious
     
  13. Unread #7 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:07 AM
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    I'd do what every other self respecting teenage male would do in this situation.

    Fuck her
     
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    Please close...fail troll is unfunny and fail.
     
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    orly? skele is a boss
     
  19. Unread #10 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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    Its funny because its a fail troll though.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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    I can't do that... I'm only 15.
     
  23. Unread #12 - Jan 31, 2010 at 11:13 AM
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    That's why you're not a self respecting teenage male.

    Instead, you'll always be remembered as a little girl.
     
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    yea its pretty simple, fill your boots man go along with it...
    every holes a goal.
     
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    Please help... don't just sit there
     
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