Sex sucks?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/married-jonas-brother-say_b_401769.html

Discuss.

I think he just doesn't know what he is doing LOL.

 

Small dick nice hair -.-

 

Fatih what is up with all these useless threads you keep making?
Seriously dude do you orgasm every time you get your post count up?

 

Dude the Jonas Bro's are gay...just saying...

 

Bit of a pointless thread and most of the virgins on sythe are going to pretend they sleep about, /thread.

 

That's because he climaxed the minute it touched her vagoo.

 

Enjoy your infraction.

BOT; I really do think he has a small penis, or he is just gay, whatever floats his boat.

Edit: I agree gohan.

 

No but I do, LOOLOOOOOOOOOL orgasms ftw.

On Topic: If Joe Jonas was black he wouldn't have had this problem.

 

Or perhaps waiting too long to have sex and then realising it wasn't all it was made up to be.

 

Enjoy being a bitch, and making useless threads. Sex gets better after awhile. needs practise

 

I think if he had sex with a man he wouldn't have had the same impression about sex

 

I'm indifferent about sexual intercourse - I see it as a means of reproduction only, and considering I don't wish to have children, I therefore see no point in it.

 

I agree that it's made out to be a lot better than it actually is.

Like i had friends saying shit like "i had sex last night, it was sooo good".

I'm more like "yeah, it's okay at the time, but a couple hours after, you're right back where you started".

 

He sucks at it? She sucks at it? Early "climax"? Wasn't expecting him to say much more than what he did tbh.

 

People actually care about that fag's sex life?

 

I don't like sex either. I understand him lol!

I had sex with this one guy and it was rough!!! I never had sex again! It wasn't fun! It was painful!

Then he asked me out! um hell no!

Edit: 2 hours of sex and I couldn't "get off" damn.. I can get of 5 minutes of masterbating.

 

His wife must feel terrible.

 

He's a faggot.

 

You don't consider the enjoyment?

 

@ wtp

The only thing enjoyable about it was kissing.. Other than that I hated every second of it! Oh.. And the nice blowjob. But the "sex' was bad!