Sythe Spam Society.

Hello, this is the app for ‘snowEmpire’.

I am making this to get accepted to the SSS, also reffered to as the ‘Sythe Spam Society’.
I’m pretty sure I will be a great addition to the SSS!

First of all ; my name is ‘snowEmpire’, which means I’m white, which also means I’m nerdy, so that means I’m WHITE AND NERDY!
More info on white and nerdy can be found here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09XQLmBNrCo&feature=fvst

Lyrics :

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy
I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

I hereby have exactly 710 words!

Thanks for reading and I hope I get accepted.

 

Got a few questions.

1. What makes you responsible enough for being head of military?

2. Can you e-fight?

3. More importantly can you control fags and make them fight for you?

4. what is most important when being head of the military?

Accepted.

 

don't ignore me you fucking backstab kid.

 

I am a very responsible person, you could rely on me to do anything. I wouldn't let you or the Society down, and you can take my word for it, surely?

Everyone can e-fight.

Of course I can control fags and make them fight for me. I would be the Head, meaning they look up to me, and respect me, if not I will e-beat the shit out of them.

Dedication.

 

HoM

Head of Military please?

 

Damn good answers.

One last question before the final decision is made:

How would you be a better leader than arya?

Beat kadajs application and you got it. Doubt that will happen though. His was hella good.

 

[16:57] backstab
post on the thread

 

Get your post count to 10 and you're in.

 

Who is Arya? ;]

 

Meh, answer my app.

 

I'm extremely strategic, as well as organized. On top of that, I'm an extremely ambitious, dedicated person.

Can you eat a live pig covered in mustard? Of course I can e-fight!

It runs in the family. I am a direct descendant of George Washington himself, commander of the fags. On top of that, I once led the revolutionary zombie war in 1863.(Because leaders can't be completely bland. A sense of humor is key for getting fags to obey you.) Plus, I understand the human mind. If I am leader, it will be their instinct to respect and obey me. If they don't, there will be consequences.

Ambition.

 

Good, good... I should be Minister of Forum Relations, I could control the runefags with my pin shops and mming and shit.

 

I think I pretty much nailed it. May the best leader win, Kadaj!

 

You tried too hard, this is a forum.

 

I concur; he didn't try hard enough.

Revolutionary zombie war...? looking for seriouse apps only.

Kadja, welcome to the brotherhood.

 

Lets switch jobs

 

Damnit To Fucking Hell

 

Thank you my fellow societist.

 

omfg a leader should be able to correctly judge things

he didnt
wtf is this

 

still more ranks out there