Joke

One day a kid went to the zoo with his parent's and seen two animal's having sex, the boy asked his parent's "What are they doing", the mother replied "They are baking cake's", Later that night when they went home they went to bed and in the morning the boy said "I know what you guy's did last night", the mother replied "What did we do". The boy replies "You guy's where baking cakes", the father say's "How did you know", and the boy say's... Because I licked the icing off the couch.

1 day a slut and her daughter were walking in the park. They see a 2 mouses having sex. The little girl says, "Umm mommy, wtf are they doing??".
The mom says, they're making a sandwitch bitch.
So they keep walking. Then the see 2 cats taking it hardcore. The little girl says, "mommy wtf are they doing?"
the mom says, "They're making a sandwitch bitch."
So they walk home.
The little girl watches tv, but she gets hungry. She goes upstairs in their parents bedroom and says, "MOMMY! DADDY! YOU MUST BE MAKING A SANDWICH CUZ THERES mayonnaise all over mommys face!

 

That's digusting.. Why would you post that here..

 

Lmao that's nasty lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

congratz?

 

Heard before :L

 

LOL That's a good one

 

Thats a gay little boy.

 

Chocolate cakes don't have icing on them.

 

lol@ gohan

 

Better 1 -

1 day a slut and her daughter were walking in the park. They see a 2 mouses having sex. The little girl says, "Umm mommy, wtf are they doing??".
The mom says, they're making a sandwitch bitch.
So they keep walking. Then the see 2 cats taking it hardcore. The little girl says, "mommy wtf are they doing?"
the mom says, "They're making a sandwitch bitch."
So they walk home.
The little girl watches tv, but she gets hungry. She goes upstairs in their parents bedroom and says, "MOMMY! DADDY! YOU MUST BE MAKING A SANDWICH CUZ THERES mayonnaise all over mommys face!


I added a few bad words but... yeah

 

rofl nice

 

Ewwww