You know your a redneck contest!

First Prize: 10$
Second Prize: 5$
Third: You fail at life.

Other prize:
Top Spammer: Who ever post the most random picture or word wins 2.50$

Rules: cant use anything from blue collard TV.

How to play. I will say you know your a redneck when you... and best one wins. Winner will be chosen Friday. You may use pictures,videos,quotes. All must be credited to the person that said it if its a quote. must say You Know Your A Red Neck When You... and explain what the picture,video or quote is so redneck.

Example: You Know Your A Red Neck When you marry your sister.

P.s.
Yes i am actually paying for this because i got 15 dollars on PayPal to waste

 

You know you're a redneck when, you actually think these jokes are funny.

 

You know you're a redneck if you don't use contractions properly.

 

Im dyslexic give me a break lol

 

You know you're a redneck when, you lie about misusing contractions by saying your dyslexic.

 

Im actually dyslexic. Ask queer bait tmoe.

 

You know you're a redneck, when you talk with queer bait tmoe.

 

... you just putting you know your a redneck >.<

 

dick.

 

You know you're a redneck if you just randomly put "you know you're a redneck" before every thing you say.

 

<x9> Syed is lucky! 445004 internets to Syed!

 

You know you're a redneck when you take a shit and then try to sell it as Obama dolls

 

You Know Your A Red Neck When You don't know that I am just rambling on with this sentence trying to make it long and impressive so that I win the $10 and are still reading my sentence at this point even though you know full well that there is no point in reading this and you are wasting your life reading this almost as much as I am wasting mine by typing this sentence which just so happens to be incredibly looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

 

you know you're a redneck when DEY TUK UR JEEEB

 

You know you're a redneck when you know you're a redneck


amirite?

 

You know your a redneck when you are 40 sumthn years old and still put your lost teeth under your pillow for the tooth fairy

 

You know your a redneck when you actually try this contest.

 

you know your a newfag troll when you steal jcash's avatar

 

xD had to extend message.