The bear wandered off into the woods, and I passed out in a pool of my own blood.

I'd known who Jeff was because we went to the same schools our whole lives, but it wasn't until I was around him in college that I found out he was a pedophile as well. Whereas I am skinny and reasonably attractive and my desire stems from a whole host of other mental defects contained within my skull, Jeff was fat, acne ridden, and generally a disgusting person altogether; in other words, if he was going to get laid, it would have to be on less than ideal terms, and being an anime/manga freak, he saw nothing wrong with his sexual tastes.

I found all of this out after making a comment in class that was borderline pedophilic, and he was the only one to find it funny. I talked to him later, approached the subject tentatively in case he just had a warped sense of humor and not a warped libido, but it turned out he was the genuine article.

We started hanging out a lot after that, and occasionally we'd make joking comments about how we were going to pick up some little girl some day and fuck the shit out of her. Eventually, the comments turned into hypothetical plans, and finally we found ourselves seriously considering doing it. going to the mall or elementary schools on dry runs to scope out a potential victim and see what would be the easiest way to get her alone. In the end, we settled on a ten year old girl who besides being fairly cute, walked to and from school alone on Mondays and Wednesdays when her mother couldn't pick her up. The way the city is set up, it's like six or seven distinct areas on high hills and then no development at all in the low areas because of flooding. Jeff and I figured we could pick her up when she went to one of the low areas and drive into the forest to have our way with her until we were through, then we'd threaten to kill her if she told anyone because we knew where she lived, yadda yadda yadda.

The night before, we tried to decide whether it would be better to do it in the morning or afternoon. Jeff wanted to do it in the morning because he said there would be less traffic to see her, but I wanted the afternoon because the school would notice she was late faster than anyone would at home since no one was there. We played rock, paper, scissors, and afternoon it was. But there was one last thing.

"Hey," Jeff said. "How many times do you want to have sex with her before we let her go?"

"Nine," I said, "one less than her age lol"

"lol"

And that was that. It turned out really good doing it in the afternoon because that day, we both had blow off classes we could sign in to and then slip out from the dumbass CC professors to have an alibi in case anything went wrong.

So we drove out to where we knew she'd be coming and drove back and forth periodically so no one would see us just sitting there. Finally, we saw her walking down the road and we drove past her, then turned around and came up behind her at a bend in the road. I was driving and saw that no one else was in a line of sight to spot us, so I told Jeff it was go time. I slowed down, he opened the back door, grabbed her around the waist, and pulled her inside the car, then I accelerated, and headed toward the off-road camp site.

It wasn't too far from the main road, but there were enough trees that no one could see us, and when I stopped the car, it was like being in the middle of total wilderness. Jeff still had hold of her arms and a hand over her mouth, but her legs were kicking like hell into the space between the front seats and I set about putting an end to that.

I forced her legs open and got between them and for the first time got a really up close and personal look at her. Her face was caked in make-up like a chinese doll and she was wearing a skirt so short, taking a picture of her would have been considered child pornography.

"Fucking slut," I hissed.

"You're about to lol," Jeff laughed.

"lol"

I started feeling up her legs, but as much as I wanted to pace myself, I went straight for her pussy and couldn't think of anything else but getting her panties off so I could. I stuck my hand up underneath them and felt around for a few seconds, confused.

"Dude," I said, "She must have started puberty when she was seven and never learned to trim. This bitch has so much muff hair, it's like fur."

I didn't realize it then, but I was starting to. Before I could express it in words, Jeff said, "Yeah, well she still seems pretty flat. Let me see how those mosquito bites feel." And with that, he took his hand off of her mouth and she roared.

It was then that I realized she wasn't a ten year old girl at all; she was a bear disguised as a human.

Jeff was shocked but I don't think he even saw the paw come up and hit him across the face. His jaw splattered against the side window and he just started screaming, making the most awful sound in the world because he only had half a mouth to do it.

I was pretty much scared shitless and I let go of its legs and started trying to crawl out on of the doors, but it kicked me and I flew through the front windshield in a crash of glass and broken bones. I skidded off the top of the hood and from my spot on the ground, I watched the bear maul Jeff and what was left of Jeff for the next five minutes, but I couldn't think of anything but trying to get to the road for help. I couldn't have pulled the bear off of him if I'd tried, but even if I'd managed to wave down an ambulance and two police cars, I don't know if it would have done any good. They later explained to me that it was like the bear was an interior decorator, and the theme of the inside of my car had been "Jeff". They recovered his jaw but they never found the rest of his head.

I dragged my bruised, broken, and bloody body toward the main road as fast as I could, eventually collapsing at the edge of it. I turned over and looked back into the forest to see if the bear was coming after me, but even after it got out of the car, it was still busy with Jeff for the next few minutes.

After that, the bear wandered off into the woods, and I passed out in a pool of my own blood.

 

Cool story

 

td;lr

 

tl;dr but looks epic

 

cool story bro

 

Shit man.

 

read the whole thing

 

Cool stroy bro.

 

pedobear

 

"Hey," Jeff said. "How many times do you want to have sex with her before we let her go?"

"Nine," I said, "one less than her age lol"

 

Where you know urdoinitrong

 

Mmhmm.

 

mmmmm. bearmuff.

 

I new you were hiding something.

 

damnit. I just read that part where it talked about raping a little girl so I got interested. Then started at the beginning only to be pissed off at the end.