Birthday Problems.

Sup. Arrite. Today's my birthday. Birthday bumps! Hoo...wait....no...so one of my friends was giving me birthday bumps and I turn around to run away, and BOOM! Right on the nose as hard as he could, this guy works out. My friends walk me to the bathroom on the lower level, we were on the upper level and I was gushing, but just laughing. Anyways, this kid, I already fought him in Grade 9 and won, he's beefing me again...trying to get birthday bumps but I think he'll punch me in the nose and try to start a fight and get me suspended...again. Wtf should I do with this motherfucker...pissing me the FUCK off. If I fought him, I could win no problem, he gave me 8 out of 16 bday bumps and they were WEAK. Anyways, post your birthday problems.

 

Happy birthday! anyways yeah birthday beats, very common where I'm from XD didn't even know their global.

About that kid, don't let him ruin ur birthday just enjoy it. Honestly if you say you can take him then, let him get you real mad then fuck him up.

I've only had one birthday problem, was back when I was 13 and we went to quaser tag, and afterwards this kid ate nuts from a ice cream, he was allergic to nuts and nearly died at my party(What a ass). Thats probably it.

Anyways enjoy your birthday!

Also my parents promised me a car for my 17th, and I still haven't got it yet sigh! doing my theory driving test next week wish me luck!

 

I swear, this has the initative about becoming into a funny birthday stories thread. More posts please.

 

Well basically, you should KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT!

I don't have any funny Birthday problems, sorry.

LOL Beefing you again.

 

Gotta get me pissed. Then boom boom pow!

 

Yea take this kid out and show him what u got !

 

Lol. Honestly pound him.

I've never had any birthday problems either.

Have a happy birthday .

 

Who the hell calls them birthday bumps.

 

I'd say just beat his ass, if you think you can 'take him'.

I've never had any birthday problems, so none to share, sorry. Happy bday, etc.