So a kid brought a ninja star to school today...

No joke. No troll.

The fag was found with a knife and vodka so he got busted and went to the office. He then preceded to tell the principal or whoever that he had a ninja star too and they would never find it. At that time we went on lockdown. And I got to talk to some hot chick all 6th and 7th period. Good thing for people bringing ninja stars to school.

 

Runefag edition!

The fag was found with a knife and str pots so he got busted and went to the office. He then preceded to tell mod mmg or whoever that he had a rune scimmy too and they would never find it. At that time we went on lockdown. And I got to talk to some hot chick all 6th and 7th period. Good thing for people bringing rune scimmys to school.

 

He's an Asian

 

coolstorybro

 

I lol'd

 

loL!!!!!!!!!

 

Your attempt to be funny failed/racist/whatever you were attempting failed severly. Just leave

lol <3 bro

 

touch'e

 

Oh... and some kids kind of exagerrated... the ninja star turned out to be a "machine gun"

 

lol remember days when a bullet was found in a classroom i was in that day and the police came and took us out of our classes later that day and asked if we knew anything about it lol
Then theres been plenty of times people had knuckledusters and stuff stashed in hideouts round school never been caught.
Once there was the passing of weed behind the headmasters back that was hilarious

 

No joke. No troll.

The fag was found with a knife and vodka so he got busted and went to the office. He then proceeded to tell the principal or whoever that he had a penis too and they would never find it. At that time we went on lock down. And I got to talk to some hot chick all 6th and 7th period. Good thing for people bringing penises to school.

 

omg thts liek the guy who said he put the gun in the skool in hiz thread!!!11/?

 

actually this is how it should look.

The fag was found with a knife and str pots so he got busted and went to the office. He then preceded to tell mod mmg or whoever that he had a rune scimmy too and they would never find it. At that time we went on lockdown. And I got to talk to some dude acting like a hot chick all 6th and 7th period. Good thing for people bringing rune scimmys to school.

That's the real runefag edition.

 

lol'd

 

fix'd

 

No joke. No troll.

The fag was found with a knife and vodka so he got busted and went to the office. He then proceeded to tell the principal or whoever that he had a New fag too and they would never find it. At that time we went on lock down. And I got to talk to some hot chick all 6th and 7th period. Good thing for people bringing New fag to school.