My stoner theory.

Ok so I've had this theory for a long time and I've always wanted to share it so here it is...

Ever wondered what makes plants grow, and why when you smoke marijuana your perception of so many things is changed? Not in a crazy way or hallucination, but it opens your mind to let you explore the wonders of the world?
Well I have and I have started realizing alot of things that I'm not supposed to. For instance, everytime I pass a tree, or some sort of plant, I start to think. One of the things I have thought of (yes, while I was high) was that the earth is just one huge living creature, and the same way we are to ants, the earth is to us. We leech off of it's natural resources and live on it. We are like a cancer destroying the earth the same way toxins and poisons destroy us.
We dig the earth up, and we take all of it's oils, nutrients, plants, and landscape for ourselves. And one day when man came across marijuana he saw the colors of the dank ass bud and he said "whoa....maybe if we burn it...it'll make the fire turn that color". So the earth purposely grew marijuana..so when the user got high from it, it could reveal itself for what it really was..a living creature. If you look around you, everything has come from the earth, every substance,chemical,and gas. The earth created all of this along with the creative imagination of the human.
When the earth placed fire and marijuana here for humans, it's purpose was to show us what it really was, in hopes that we could work with it in assembling a new and better place, instead of destroying it. Notice how marijuana is the only one of the natural substances that can change your perception and brigs you to a relaxed state of mind. It doesn't fuck with your body, it simply alters your state of mind and takes away your aggression/hate for a short period of time.
If you get high start to think...why do we have shapes like a square? Why not use a triangle? Why do people dance? All dances are is just movement of the body? Have you ever wondered why people wear ties? Theres no point to them it's just an ornament hanging from your neck?

That's all there is to it for now...
Please don't criticize or call me retarded, if you don't have something nice to type..please don't type it.

I would love to hear your responses

 

you're an idiot

 

that's just mean.

 

cool story bro

 

Lol thank you solid

 

interesting

 

Too lazy to read all that bullshit

 

It's not bullshit... and thank you pothead...lmao!

 

Honestly are you high?
FUCK IT WHY DONT WE JUST MAKE EVERY SHAPE A RHOMBUS AND FUCK ALLIGATORS IN THE WHITEHOUSE!
ITS ALL THE EARTH!

 

I didn't put anything insane..so just gtfo if your flame me, and no i'm not high you little 12 yr old.

 

You sir are and idiot.

 

call me 12? lmao im 15.
suck my dick until your shit turns white
*afroman*

 

You were definitely high.

 

that explains the anger-quakes!!!

 

The Earth is not a living thing. It is composed of rock, minerals, and water which are non living substances. But for the sake of your argument, we shall go by what you're saying that we are the cancer of this planet because we use up it's resources. That is exactly what other organisms do just as often as we. Humans, as a species, are just more efficient at what organisms are created to do, which is live.

Also, you don't need marijuana to get to that state of mind. Try some good sleep deprivation. It works wonders.

 

i'm baked and i thought it was pretty cool

 

Lol megamatt thank you