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Harish: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Harish. How may I assist you?
Harish: hi there
you: Hello
you: CAN i talk to peter?
you: or can you solve my problem ?
Harish: I am sorry as peter is off today
Harish: May I know what is the problem so that I can help you
you: well
you: peter is zezima
you: he has all 99 strs
you: stats*
you: i want to know
you: how he did it
Harish: May I know your domain name please?
you: sure
you: peteriszezima.org
Harish: Please hold on

 

omfg this is the fastest response to a thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: Hello arjun, i was wondering if i can speak to peter please. he told me to ask for him because we spoke earlier
Arjun: Hi
Arjun: sorry, Peter is not working today.
you: Oh ok then, any chance you could give me a contact number?
you: because it is kind of urgent
Arjun: sorry, but I dont have it
you: Would there be any chance you could find it for me? a work number or something just so i know how to contact him directly
Arjun: I dont have any listed here
Arjun: sorry
you: can you pass on a message then please?
you: that would be great
Arjun: sure
you: Can you pass on the message that he needs to catch up on the highscore because Gertjaars is making him look like a hobo, also get his summoning up
you: thanks
Arjun: ok
Arjun: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.

XD

 

/b/.?

 

Thats wut she said o.0

 

you don't learn do you

 

Whats he done wrong? :S

 

lawl
peter is never there =/

 

boogy

 

syeed

 

.xel

 

GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT GUYS, HE WAS ONLINE WHEN I WENT ON o.0


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Arjun: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Hello, may i speak to peter is he is available please?
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Peter: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Peter. How may I assist you?
Peter: Hi
you: Hello peter, i was told by a freind to ask to speak to you because you know the most about the pricing and stuff
you: how much are your domains?
you: and are they negotiable?
Peter: they are never negotiable
you: ever?
Peter: ever
you: there must be some circumstances they are negotiable
you: nuclear winter ect...
you: never say never
Peter: Well never is never
you: ever
you: hmm
you: how much then?
Peter: well the 3GB package is under a promotion
Peter: it is only 9GBP + VAT for the first year
you: but i thought you said the prices never change
you: now im sceptical
you: i think we can squeez it down to 4gb at 9 ugandan dollars
you: how does that sound?
you: i know your the man for the deals
Peter: Well when we mean promotion it means there is a period of time it is in promtion
you: but its still discount
you: can you make promotions
Peter: What do you mean by the latter?
you: are you the one that makes these promotions
Peter: NO
you: What other products do you sell?
you: becuase i heard you sell accounts
Peter: only domains and the hosting
you: hmm
Peter: domain and hosting is in the account
you: so you do sell accounts?
Peter: the company sells the accounts
you: yeah but you represent the company do you not?
Peter: I do as an agent of the company
you: Ah ok then.
you: can you check if a certain domain name is taken?
Peter: you can check that during registration
you: Any suggestions for a good name
Peter: I don't
you: I Don't?
you: seems kinda negative to me
you: need something a bit better
you: got any others?
you: ooo
you: how about [email protected]
Peter: I don't have any suggestions
Peter: and we do not interfere with such
you: do you like my suggestion?
you: i need feedback and you seem like the perfect candidate
Peter: That looks more like an email address
Peter: not a domain
you: ok ignore the rest
you: Do you like the name Zezima
Peter: No
you: You're human your allowed an opinion
you: What about GF2LUMMY?
you: or SYTHEFTW
Peter: nope
you: Zezima is a player from runescape
Peter: nope
you: a popular mmo
you: Do you play runescape?
Peter: No
you: I know you do
Peter: No
you: cmon zezima gimme ur password
you: i wanna see some party hats
Peter: Huh?
you: =3 plzzzzzz
you: dont play dumb peter piper
you: i know you know what i mean
Peter: No I don't
you: Cmon just gimme ur password you dont need it
you: you dont play anymore gertjaars is miles ahead and you've just given up

 

got him on first try =D

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Peter: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Peter. How may I assist you?
you: what kinda specials do you have going on?
Peter: What do you mean?
you: i mean i only have 10 dollars and need a domain
you: if you can make it work youd be the man
you: i have a friend that told me you were the one to talk to
Peter: we don't have any promotions in your area
you: well i guess you arent the man anymore but i have a question
Peter: What can i do for you ?
you: why did you let gertjaars pass you?
Peter: what do you mean?
you: look dont play dumb with me, we all know your zezima
you: and in the case you quit itd be greatly appreciated your pswrd
you: phr33 st00f
Peter: I am sorry you must be in a wrong place
you: no, your peter right?
Peter: The name is Peter
you: Peter = Zezima
Peter: but I don't see any significance with the things you are referring to
you: i can has 5k?
Peter: huh?
you: and a party hat?
you: oh and whats your attack exp?
you: if you admit your zezima ill buy a domain
you: as long as it can say peteriszezima.com
Peter: You are really in a wrong place
Peter: sorry but i have to cut this chat short
Peter: Okay- Feel free to contact us again for any further assistance. Bye and hope you have a nice time.
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This was funny the first time you posted this, but I bet Peter is really getting pissed. I hope he doesn't sue sythe.org for harassment.

 

how can he relate any of this to sythe

 

Yeah, lol i cant see Peter doing anything to sythe...i hope he doesnt kill himself or anything though...

 

i think ill make this a daily thing
itll go on my blackberry schedule
*alarm* 10:00 AM - time to fuck with Peter

 

I dont think Peter works at 10AM while I guess it fuFKDJHAKGJSHKGJABKHVABSJKVBEUVGAKHBDSVKUABEHV

 

that made no sense, and he works at 10 am eastern i got him right off the bat earlier

 

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you: hi
Dinesh: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Dinesh. How may I assist you?
Dinesh: Hi there
you: May I speak to peter griffin? Well im not sure what his last name is... he gave me his card a couple weeks ago when i saw him at the office..
you: well i lost the card
you: i need to talk to him
you: He already has my file
Dinesh: Sorry, there is no peter griffin working with one.com
Dinesh: May i know what is this regarding ?
you: well is the another peter?
you: -.-
you: its about what he does.
you: He noes my details on my domain
you: I have a problem when DDOSers
you: I have a problem with*
Dinesh: May I know your domain name ?
you: GoDaddy.com
you: did you find it?
you: See, this is why i need to talk to peter
Dinesh: no
you: What about NetworkSolutions.com
you: i also have www.1and1.com here.
you: ah
you: I feel like no one can help me
Dinesh: Can you explain me your problem
you: Its hard to explain see
you: I got this domain, Runescape.com
you: and all these fags are addicted to the game that i host on that domain
you: and if i shut it down they'll suicide
Dinesh: Runescape.com is not hosted on one.com servers. So what is the reason you are contacting us about it ?
you: Oh shit.... Wrong host sorry.
you: I am terribly sorry
you: good byw sir
you: good bye* sir.
Dinesh: No problem. Bye and hope you have a nice time : )

That how you talk.