Read this,

*ok well
*i was walking down this store
*it was like
*1900
*so i was like
*WOAH TEACHNOLOGY
*AND LIKE
*WTF PIKACHI IS THATR EVEN EDIBL
*E
*like
*black and white tbh
*i was like open the game
*and thenn
*open it up on my gambeboy pocket
*and then ths old guy comes up
*and shows this ****** poke creature witgh a horn
*and like HEY THIS IS WORLD OF POKEMON PLAY UR FUCKING VAGINA
*and like
*ok ok dont be mean
*so he ask for my name
*and i say
*kenneth y?
*he was like
*DUDE THIS IS UR FUKN RIVAL LOl
*i was like
*dude whos that
*Im fukn shrinked to like
*jcash size
*then i was like
*walking down stairs
*and like
*saw dis girl
*and like
*hey ******s wann get down tonight?
*and like
*HEY IM UR MOM LOL
*and like
*wtf??
*ok well i gtg i say then
*like
*i walk 2 dis grass
*and dis old niogger shows up agan!!1
*and like
*WTF WAIT LOL U NEED POKEMANS
*and like
*ok ok
*he brings me to his liek asshole raper 3000 lab
*and liie
*OK I HAVE 3 BALLS
*I WAS LIKE
*LOL WTF R U ABNORMAL OR SOMETHING LOL
*he was like
*pick one
*i was like
*OMG OMG CHARMENDAR
*HES COOL CUZ HE WAS LIKE FIRE PKM
*now i walk to this
*dead bald ******
*like
*UGH I FUKN NEED COFFEE
*i was like
*kk brb
*yhen i return and go back
*HE WAS U*** UP ALREADY
*LIKE
*DUD WTF U MADE ME GET COFFEE
*and like
*batterys dried
*i didnr save my game
*WTF\
*I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF
*AND THIS LIKE
*POOR N IGGER?
*GOD I HATE U
*GO FUKING READ MY ADVENTURE LOGS
*WTF
*MY FUKN
*POKEMON
*IS GODDAM YELLOW
*ok well
*bak 2 my story
*i was like
*WTF I RETSTART AGAIN
*=HOW DO I SAVE
*until like
*i press start
*and then finally save
*and like
*i go to this grass
*and find this
*girl
*she was like
*WTF PEDOPHIL
*i was like
*NO BATTLE???
*she was like
*KK
*i use my fukn awesomecharizard
*and she was like
*WTF GO VENESUR
*i was like
*FIRE BEAM
*I WAS LIKE
*LOL PWNT
*anyway
*go fuk urselves
*idfk
*like
*MISTY GO JOIN MY RESCUE TEAM

 

Well put and extremely detailed. Thanks for that.

 

wtf why did i read that

 

You just made me loose the game! >: (

 

tf...

 

Unfortunately, that's the fucking point.