I'm a Murderer

Well this is the story, me and my family (me my uncle, brother, sister, aunt, dad, mom, and my two cousins) are all taking a boxing class. We decided to have a tournament. So we pair off and I am paired with my aunt. She is six months pregnant and was really not supposed to be doing any extreme physical activities. I was very nervous and did not feel comfortable boxing with her but with the constant barrages of insults I felt like I had to. So its finally our turn. We shake hands and begin the match. Going into the fight im thinking im just going to lose the fight, I don't want to risk hurting my aunt or her baby. So I take a few punches and fight back purposely missing her every time. Everyone is booing me because they can see I am missing on purpose and basically throwing the fight. Everyone continued to insult me and make fun of me. I finally reached the point where I could no longer take it, I stormed out of the ring and sat down, excluding myself from everyone else. Everyone proceeded with the tournament. Afterwards my aunt and everyone else came up to me only to continue to insult me and tell me how ashamed they were and how you should never quit. Well I was so sick of it particularly with my brother because he was bickering all day. I decided to do something about it. I gather all my strength and threw a punch towards him, somehow he dodged it and my first went straight into my aunts stomach. Everyone gasped instantly and could not believe what had happened. I apologized and apologized but nothing seemed to help. My aunt was rushed to the hospital by my uncle, my entire family waited scared out of their minds. None of them talked to me or made eye contact. Then suddenly my aunt walked through the doors with my uncles shoulder and arms around her. Both crying. I had killed the baby.

 

i enjoyed the story atleast ur aunt is not going to insult anyone for a long time or someones going to punch her in the stomach.

ROFLLMAO

 

troll

 

Wow grow up.

 

Is this a true story? If so you must feel horrible D:

I wouldn't blame you though, it's not even your fault.

 

At least your hair isn't a mop like obby_faggot...

 

+1 for b1b

 

*high five*

 

Dude
Were you the father at least?

 

all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

 

Troll, but I love you.

 

Nice Story, i actually read the whole thing.

I'm a murderer!

I killed about 100 bugs in my lifetime so far. I'm sure more then 100.

 

tl;dr

 

I was thinking that...

 

omfg r u 0k

 

I'd detail this more, re-signup, and throw this in the personal assistance forum.

You might get a bite

 

How the hell did you even find this...lol.

 

Reported to FBI. Good night sweet prince.

 

i remember this. i had a pic of me in my sig and everyone hated my hair

 

Next time i make a chick preggo's im calling the juvenilepunk.