You are biologically female if you get circumsized. Change my mind.

You are biologically female if you get circumsized. Change my mind.

If, like me, you have 5 lbs of foreskin on a 2 lbs dick (recent studies suggest that 99.5% of all adult males born between 1956-2015 have this ratio of peen-to-flesh), then mutilating your foreskin is equivalent to removing 71.4% of your Oscar Mayer Wiener™. Under no circumstances would you ever remove such a large portion of your slithering snake, unless you are undergoing gender reassignment surgery.

There is literally no argument against this but I like to think that I am open minded. Convince me that I am wrong.

Relevant viewing:

 

at least mine don't look like this

 

I must admit I'm a bit disappointed you didn't mention my condition:

 

On Christmas Day I was hungover and took a shower to sober up. After exiting the shower I walked back to the kitchen.
That's when I noticed the empty whisky bottle. There was no way I was going to spend Christmas Day sober with my family.
So I put on my shoes and walked outside in minus degrees to go to my local liquor store.

Wow it's really cold today, I thought to myself. Damn. I had forgotten my hat.
I remembered the words my mother always told me as a child:
- "Never go out with wet hair or you may get cancer"

But I was too far from home. I had to act swiftly. I pulled down my pants and reached behind the anus,
pinched the massive heap of foreskin and stretched it over my scrotum, up across the back and neck,
and put it on as a hat to protect my cold head.

That's when I realized it all: my mother had made the conscious decision not to remove my penis protection as she knew this day would come.

Thank god I am not circumcised.

 

A man among boys. A legend among men.

 

op trying to justify cutting the rest off

 

It is impossible to justify.
Would you ever cut the tip off of a banana?
No, because the fruit would rot!!!

 

This literally makes no fucking sense. What the fuck? Get out of my thread asshole

 

Don't mind him. He doesn't know bette. He was involuntarily circumcised after birth

 

na cus this fax

 

@Bert licking asd wont get u approval. Showing a pic of ur skin extended p-nus does.