my family

ok here we go:

dad (ujean / heavenlord)

always tried to love me, but i never really loved him because he was always working and never paid any attention to me or mum.

mum (dani / t r 1 b a l)

always loved my mum, she's always been there for me even thru the hard times. she gets into lots of fights with my dad bcoz they never agree with each other anotmore.

brother (jcash / jcash4991)

used to bully me, sometimes he didnt feel like part of the family because my mum never really liked him, only my dad, and my dad was always out. we get along most of the time though.

uncle (uncle dave / giddy)

he used to spend a lot of time with me when i was younger, used to make me suck things for him but now he doesn't anymore. i didnt really like it in the first place if i'm honest.

granddad (grandpa hitchcock / Viper)

i spent a lot of time with him when i was young, he used 2 carry me up big mountains den pretend to throw me off until my dad started to cry...fun times as he sed!!

uncle (uncle curt / curt)

dont rly see a lot of him now, he's trying to make money in all different ways...he's sold most of his organs and now he lives in malaga...

granddad (grandpa shotgun / Blupig)

this is a cool granddad, see a lot of him during holidays, he always carries a gun around and finks the police are trying 2 track him down because of his ufo sightings..

uncle-in-law (uncle matt / Megamatt)

this is a very very cool uncle, he is always bringing "bitches n hoes" down to my house anytime he "isn't getting laid" (he told me to say dat!!) i wish i cud c moar of him!! ))

family cat (mittens / cp)

we got this cat a few months ago, he is the best thing to happen to this family!! i love him soooo much! i argued for ages to make his name mittens, and my mum made my dad! i am so happy! i play and stroke mittens everyday and refill his good and water bowls

dis is my family. i will add more ppl soon!!!!
plz enojy!

 

omg im workin on it

My Family:

Tribal (wifey)
Vlad and Jcash (adopted sons)
Giddy (guido uncle who molests children)
Viper (mountaineering father)
Curt (jewish troll asian brother)
Blupig (my other daddy)

Itsa beautiful family!

 

Sweet

 

omfg you go jail i make report you scam! http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?p=5354662#post5354662

 

omfg awesome family

 

I shall be your adopted mafiaoza brother

 

my family goes like thuis
dad: angela anaconda
mothet: bert newort
sisyter: revil step sister
brother: owen the carribean dog
dog:" arnold the cat

 

so wait, me and vlad are only non staff in this family.... CONSP1RiC3!

 

jcash get teh life

 

Good family friends

 

this shit is gay

 

Can I be family friend?

 

oh my god leave already

 

(8) The incest family, bubidy boo *click* *click* (8)

 

jcash is very unfit

 

I demand to be your crazy cousin.