what should i name my

bearded dragon?

 

Sex Symbol? or SS for short

 

Whipplestix

 

Robert.

 

Del monty.

 

Kij'Ahyuas'Duenten

 

i'm 12 and what is this?

 

he is 1/3 the size of my penis

 

Agreed.
Or
Humphrey; Chester.

 

not taking suggestions from fake gangfags

 

ouch =/
well have fun shuving that thing up your already ripped asshole.
But wait?!
Maybe you should go read that thread once more as I said I did it for shits and giggles which I did ha.

 

Bro, that's tiny. D: I measured that bearded dragon thingy and its like...
|--------------------------------------------| big on screen. So you haz a tiny penis bro.

 

bob.... name it bob...

 

oh wait, you already got gang raped by some gang members, which is why you are trying to act like them.

Your 17, "engaged" to a possible hooker, who probably has a kid by a black man (which is why you like her, because she has something black) You are an "emo" kid who likes to play runescape in his underwear, and jack off to a "girl" on runescape.

You think you work on a military base, when we all know that they don't allow gay people on there, because of the don't ask don't tell policy (they enforce it on bases),

So pretty much, your whole life is a fail.

 

Well shit, where do I start?
I'm not exactley 'engaged' but we are pretty much commited to each other and we've been dating for a little over a year.
I don't see how she's a 'hooker' as we both just lost our virginties about two weeks ago and yes go ahead and call me a loser for being pure for over 17 ears.
I live on a Military Base because my Dad is a Lieutnent Colonel for the Military.
I work at the fucking PX you dumbass. Which means I have a job and work there on post.
I'm not in anyway shape or form 'emo', I'm probably more athletic then your chubby ass will ever be.
Uhh I'm also a B+ student and will be a Junior next year. I'm also going to be a Junior Varsity Wide Reciever/Postion X and Stinger.
My plans for life is Military then College then a Narcotics Officer.
So tell where the fuck do I 'fail' at life?

As I just said in my previous post you dickhead the whole "blessing into the latin kings" bullshit thread was to see how many fucking morons would post non sense. I never attended on offending people. But your just a complete fuck head and don't fully read what people post now do you?

 

Shit, i figured a person of your statute would atleast post something better for me to fire back on. You are obviously failure to the troll, so ill leave you with this :

 

Shitt, Try and 'fireback' on it then?
Because i'm fucking right and you FUCKING KNOW IT! HA!
Fucking Faggot, ohh thank you for posting my 7th grade picture if you also wanted to know more about that picture you can clearly see that 4 inch scar on the left of my lower stomach, yea this picture was taken 3 days after I got out of the hosipital from a ruptured appendix.
But please try a little harder?
Because this is realllyyyy hurting my feelings.
Or
You might want to try growing up and growing a since of humor perhaps?

 

i don't know what a since of humor is, sorry.

Might want to try to grow a sense of grammar first.

 

huh, name it Orphan

 

First off, let me have a word with this asshole.
#1. You sir are more pathetic than most 14 year olds. You are committed to a woman for a year and you think she is the one. People usually take 2-4 years before they decide to get engaged because do you know why? 85% of the time its going to end in a divorce. You probably don't even really know this woman you are dating because you waste all your time being a poser on here where people want you to leave and get a life. I suggest you follow them. A year of dating is not long, hell in 6th grade I dated a girl for a year, am I still with her? No.
#2. You say shes not a hooker when you lost your virginity to her 2 weeks ago. I just pissed myself from laughter. First off, you should wait until marriage in my eyes or else you're going to have the law on your ass if you're only 17. I bet her parents don't even approve of your ''Latino" ass.
#3. What the hell do you call your flea ridden mop then you emo poser? How do you like to be criticized on your looks bitch? Get a fuckin life and get off this forum because no one wants to here.

Back on topic, (lol) I think you should make him Chuckles.