The "Tell us one thing about yourself we don't know thread"

I was in a car accident when I was 2 years old.

I have a scar across my forehead and many scars on my right elbow.

 

I'm 100% fluent in Spanish, achieved through schooling since the 3rd grade I believe. It's actually going to be a very useful trait as the minority will soon be the majority, not to mention Spanish is the second most popular language worldwide. I'll try and come up with some other interesting facts about myself with time. I actually got bitten in the face by a dog when I was 8 and received 120 stitches, inside and out.

 

120 stitches?? That's almost impossible. I mean I had my whole hand ripped off, I needed new meat on my hand and in and out it was like 20 stitches. Musta been a big bite.

 

I am learning to play the fiddle.

 

i play volleyball fuck all haters lool

 

God can I just like do your laundry some time?

 

I don't practice instruments but I play the

I'm too cool for school

I rap like it's my job

and I do work,

SON

 

i have saints row on my 360

 

I own these figures. (Cost 250$ )


I own these two games. And I beat both of them in hard mode!

 

Wanna play a game? It's a mind-reading game. Here's how it works. I read your mind. If what I say is right, you take one step towards the chair. If what I say is wrong, you take one step back... towards the doorway. If you reach the chair, you sit down. If you reach the door, you can go. Wanna play?

 

Speaking of GAMEs...

 

Here's some reality for you all, none of this bullshit "I'M FUCKING COOL CAUSE I SMOKE 26 HOURS A DAY":

-My real name is "Mat"
(yes, one "T")
-I am overweight, and am attempting to remove said weight.
-I dye my hair because I hate the natural brown.
-I spend far more time online then I should.
-I don't care!

 

I was in a car accident when i was in my mothers womb, and I broke the bottom of the steering wheel.

 

Wow you must be so strong, little Hercules over here....



I myself jumped off a 90 foot diving board lol, you might think it's not scary but, wait until you get up there you'll be shitting bricks lol.

 

I dove off a 20ft and I was shitting bricks..

 

Woah. I shitted myself over 10 feet. 90 Feet is just crazy. Do those things even exist?

 

I'm pro at Hailow 3 for the xbox360 and I've been playing RS since '01. Being a nerd is hard sometimes (no homo)

 

I have never broken a bone in my life.

 

I'm
A Sociopath
have Schizotypal Personality Disorder
have Schizoid Personality Disorder
have Panic Disorder
have Slight Depression
have ADD
would kill if i wasn't religious and didnt have a fear of hell.

that sums it up eh?

 

when i was 12 i used to brake a lot of school windows by throwing stones with my friends until we got caught.