Jacky's vouch thread

Sold me 1.3B

 

vouch gp was very fast trade even trade was high value.

 

Sold jacky more rsgp, thanks bro big poggies

 

Bought 840m. Went super smooth as always

 

vouch for jacky always coming through with the gp!

 

Just purchased 812m! GLAD TO HAVE DONE BUSINESS WITH U

 

bought gold super fast using zelle. Highly reccomend

 

Vouch Sold me some gold ewas smooth as always

 

traded 650usd btc for my pp ty

 

Bought 190m. Smooth sale Thanks

 

Bought 70m, quick and easy transaction. Will be back for more!

 

Sold me $200 BTC for PP.

Thanks!

 

Sold him 133m 07, Ty

 

vouch for my man- sold me 1b. ty

 

Sold 3 Billion OSRS for his BTC. Smooth transaction like always. TYVM again!

 

Okay so please listen to what I have to say. I'm really confused so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg when right when I was about to orgasm, my vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a vacuum. Not just a regular vacuum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn't come out.

The next day, while I was playing basketball during gym, the egg fell out and into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out because I was scared people were going to think i was growing a penis or something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water! It hard-boiled an egg!

I'm not done! So I didn't know what else to do so i put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an Egg Salad Sandwich! He then started gagging and coughing.

Should I tell my dad about the egg? also jacky sold me some 07

 

Sold 140M 07, went great.
Thanks

 

Bought 100M OSRS GP. Paid first through Zelle. Got the gold 2 minutes later.

 

07 Pro

 

sold me 272m thanks