Australia

Lol its just a big orange rock. Not even sparkly so i wouldn't call it the most beautiful thing on the planet but that comes down to opinions rather than facts i guess.

 

i read a book about Australia (In a sunburned country by bill bryson) and he made it sound fucking incredible. I recommend that book by the way. it kept me thoroughly entertained throughout while providing many facts about Australia's history.
By the way, how the fuck did the Aborigines get to Australia? There's another stereotype, are all aborigines fucked up alcoholics and savages?

 

They migrated from Africa when all the worlds were joined together i think.

Also, theres the 'civilised' aboriginals and the 'uncivilised'. The 'civilised' ones live in towns with us, the 'uncivilised' live in their own little towns isolated for us where they become retarded from all the alcohol they consume because their bodies haven't yet adapted to it. The government gives them free money and they waste ALL of it on alcohol, so we have to go give them free food because of it, its pointless.

You hear about the aboriginals in those communities all the time, "5 year old girl gets raped", "5 men gang bang a 12 year old" etc etc. Thats serious too, it always happens in those communities. Those people who say it doesn't are just naive.

 

Is G'day really a common greeting?
Are there really giant worms?
Are people in Queensland crazy?
Whats with all the big things?

 

Yes i would say "G'day" is a common greeting though its not used by everyone.
Err how big do worms have to be to be considered giant? I've seen some pretty big ones but i don't know the average size lol.
I live in Queensland, if anyone says Queenslanders are crazy its probably coz they are just jealous.

The last question i can't answer, i have no idea why we have the giant pineapple etc. Just things to make Australia less boring i guess.

 

Googled it, they do exist
I heard they were bigger than this, but heres a pic of one. http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/simon_ruth/1/1221729900/giant-worm.jpg/tpod.html

Looks vaguely like a penis

 

It's actually called Uluru.

 

hahaha heaps of people turbo 4cyl cars...

 

yes its true we do have slow internet we do not have the proper broadband that America does. even though our new Prime minister promised it to us i don't think it will happen.

 

to native aussies its actually called Uluru its a very beautiful desert rock in the centre of australia

 

We are just awesome.
Beer, Girls V8's.

Amen.

 

Like what? Silvia's are the only ones i can think of.

If the car isn't a 4 cylinder STOCK turbo then your wasting your time adding a turbo in it.

 

pulsars, corollas n sheet.

 

Lots of spiders there, i heard.

 

people say kangaroos roam the streets in australia
false

 

yes and snakes
we have the most venomous snake in the world
taipan
and some of most venomous spiders

 

I heard they bread sports heroes That win them everything.

 

Well, since we're all good at sports its not deliberate breeding >_>. It just happens. Also we don't win everything.... for example the rugby league world cup.

 

You guys eat kangroo tails? or aboriginis (cant spell it ) was it?
and spiders is the only other thing that comes to my mind lol