[WARNING~NOT GAME RELATED] Best way to ask a girl out? =P

just talk to her not that hard and if you guys call me nerd i can show you pics of how nerdy i am?

dont try and come on to strong get to know her try to bring stuff up about her like when you talk to her dont say "omg guess what i did on the weekend" start off like "what did you get up to on the weekend" and than she will most likely ask you what you did. ask about how she is like emotionally etc and act rly concerned about how she is.

and than after about 1 week(or when ever you feel you two are bonding rly rly well) ask her our to the movies if she says no than you are basically rejected or you can have another shot

pm me if you need any more advise on this subject or some moves in the movies that may lead to your willie getting wet

 

Yeah Youtube.. the geniuses there will show you how to date...

 

Err. Phippsy, I'm not sure what gender you are, but I'll make this clear. "Willies" don't get wet. Pussies do.

 

/agreed

But my willie gets pussies wet.
if that counts for anything.
And then about 5 minutes later, my willie gets wet to.


(no, I will not explain biology, and how my willie suddenly got wet 5 minutes later, thats just for you to imagine)

 

ROFL, anyway all theses people who posted, its alot eassier said then done, i bet most of you wouldnt actually do what you say, ill admin im scarred to tell the girl i like that i like her =( but, you should just say what comes to mind, be your self (now im like them lol ^^)

 

Lol... If I could fucking be myself, why would I play a game. =P W.e I shoulda known about posting this on a Game website.

 

The last guide here is truly amazing.

 

well, it depends on the girl you know? if its a girl who is very not like preppy, but nicer and not emo/goth or some crazy shit, then maybe get her some flowers, ask her if she would like to catch some dinner and a movie. or take her on a picnic, but not one during the day, take her on a clear night, under the stars. but you cant plan it out, make it spontaneous (correct for spelling <.<). just show up one night, call her and be like come on, lets go. dont tell her where, but just make sure she knows your not gonna try to rape her haha. if you need anything, dude just add my msn or PM me

hm, maybe i should write a guide on this

 

btw, yes your willie gets wet unless the girl you stick it in is dry as a muthafuckin Sahara Desert which in that case, she needs to visit the vagina doctor

 

dude dont play cool whith her, pretend like ur her girlfriend and pretend to be like a girl. then when he says yes to the date, then when its time for the date manipulate urself into the coolest boy ever

 

Ok you've ocme ot the master... Not me... But my imaginary friend.
He says:

Woah, he's good.

 

Just go ask her : Would u like to date with me? she will answer u. if she say yes go ahead kiss her .( but not in public that will make her shame)

 

ok first sit in front of her, not behind her, that would make you seem like a creepy stalker watching her breath. Act or be self confident. You Don't have time to EVER hang out with her, YOU GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO, girls love that; a self confident guy who has better things then hang with her. give it like 2-a month, after she knows you exist. don't tell her your name, let her find out, that makes you seem more confident. oh were clothing with NO BAND NAMES, unless it's yours or a friends. NO CHEAP CLOTHING, get all your clothing from more of the high end shops, HAVE YOUR OWN STYLE, not just were clothing and call it your style but make something up. after a while she may look at you in the hall way, or "try" and ignore you both means she's diggin you, if she's talking with some one else don't get mad. smile back, wave say hi, she's get ahold of the idea and do it back to you, sometimes but not always don't respond, just act normal but if shes like in your face then thats not the time to try it. in class finnish your work really quickly and fall asleep it'll attract notice. talk to her, now if she likes your or remotely does you won't need to talk a lot, she'll be doing it so she seems interesting, ask her if she wants to hang out or go out, but if she just want to be friends; shoot yourself, or be friends with her, and alway "look" at other girls, and say how attractive they are, other then that theirs no getting out of "friends". oh and don't act like your trying...

 

Rape.

 

I'll tell you,
Son..listen up closely,
The BEST way to do this would be (nike says it best) JUST DO IT!
The more you think about ways to do it, the harder and more difficult it will get.
Just go up to her straight up, ask her, do what you gotta do. It's a gamble, you got a 50\50 chance. If you approach her right, just hope shes not on her period pmsing, It'll be YOU, HER, and, FATE. If she says yes, then good job champ! If she drops you a no, then OH WELL you gave your shot at it. there are more bitches in this world.

 

Tips on what to prepare..

-Good hair, greasy hair is no and curly hair too. Unless Afro, some girls like that.
-Make sure your skin is fine, use foundation to cover up any blemishes
-If your fat, loose weight by eating Special K (I am serious, that shit works).
-Look into her eyes, dont stutter and dont rub your fingers together etc..if she thinks your nervous - you got no hop.e

But do it all gradually, otherwise you may shock people into thinking you have changed in a short peroid.

All I can say with the detail you gave.

 

I went clubbing last night and yea just go up to them and start dancing and grinding with them and shit.

Also, the best chat-up line is..."07 what sorry?" Only works in UK tho