dicing my virginity please inquire within

Dicing my virginity. Serious bets only please. I am very serious about this. I am turning 96 years old soon and I can't believe my dusty uncircumcised old sock of a worm has never tasted a hole other than my tightened grip and a mayonnaise-lubed toilet paper roll. My balls may hang so low that I need to wrap them around my leg, but damn it, at my core I'm still a strapping young 13 year old boy scout. My sack is elastic and smooth and my tongue is rigid and rough. I'm blind in both eyes (getting my son to post this on my behalf) but I'll be damned if I taste dirt before Blupig Jr. can get a taste of some of that sweet boy bum I know this site is littered with. And if you've got a vaginer, then let me climb 'er!

Please inquire below.

 

just use a fleshlight lol. Anything else might kill you, although that's a hell of a way to go out.

 

So how have you son???????????

 

A mayonnaise lubed toilet paper roll? That's almost too descriptive to be a joke, wouldn't you agree?

 

Will you post in donor dice lounge for confirmation that this is a legitimate bet
Will you provide transportation costs
How much do I have to put up
Can I just buy it

 

What are you talking about? This entire thread is strictly serious. No jokes here.

1. Yes
2. ~500 SytheGold
3. Do you have 500 SytheGold

 

Dice Roll: 38 of 100

 

i'm sure the mayonaise lubed toilet paper roll is better than actually losing your virginity

 

What are you talking about? I don't have a son

Might be. I did it with low-fat. Might try full fat next time. The boys at the club say it's "more cushion for the pushin'". I'm inclined to believe that. What do you think?

 

bump, still interested in dicing

 

your tweets still suck

 

Online

 

ugly

 

gl i win

Dice Roll: 29 of 100

 

TLDR how much I gotta put against?

 

Quality post.
I’m ready for you @Blupig

 

Your virginity vs 200 Sythe Gold highest out of 100.
QNR2A

 

Bumped as requested

 

bump as

Dice Roll: 55 of 100