[BREAKING NEWS] [WHAT THE FUCK] Wortel handles OWN REPORT?!

https://www.sythe.org/threads/wortel-hacked-sketchy-behaviour

Some say experts are baffled. This is truly an act of treason and outright dictatorship and I personally won't stand for it.

 

It's fine because if @Shin @video or @Tmoe have an issue they'll let me know!

 

good tbh

 

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Bout to make an announcement with that news post cause its fire

 

jeez

 

I might never stop laughing at this omg

 

The results of google searching knowing exactly what you want to see when you type in "hanging carrot"

 

Filthy.

 

Lmfao

 

1. Beta carotene: Carrots are a rich source of this powerful antioxidant, which, among other vital uses, can be converted into vitamin A in the body to help maintain healthy skin.

2. Digestion: Carrots increase saliva and supply essential minerals, vitamins and enzymes that aid in digestion. Eating carrots regularly may help prevent gastric ulcers and other digestive disorders.

3. Alkaline elements: Carrots are rich in alkaline elements, which purify and revitalize the blood while balancing the acid/alkaline ratio of the body.

4. Potassium: Carrots are a good source of potassium, which can help maintain healthy sodium levels in the body, thereby helping to reduce elevated blood pressure levels.

5. Dental Health: Carrots kill harmful germs in the mouth and help prevent tooth decay.

6. Wounds: Raw or grated carrots can be used to help heal wounds, cuts and inflammation.

7. Phytonutrients: Among the many beneficial phytochemicals that carrots contain is a phytonutrient called falcarinol, which may reduce the risk of colon cancer and help promote overall colon health.

8. Carotenoids: Carrots are rich in carotenoids, which our bodies can use to help regulate blood sugar.

9. Fiber: Carrots are high in soluble fiber, which may reduce cholesterol by binding the LDL form (the kind we don’t want) and increasing the HDL form (the kind our body needs) to help reduce blood clots and prevent heart disease.

10. Eyes, hair, nails and more! The nutrients in carrots can improve the health of your eyes, skin, hair, nails and more through helping to detoxify your system and build new cells!

 

BREAKING NEWS: Talon is a retard

Just kidding.

1. Talon is not special enough to be in the news

2. News has to be something unknown to someone.

 

@Wortel is there anything @Azie missed?