The story of Scotty & Sonia (Volume 1)

This is a story of how my friend Scotty met his soon to be wife, Sonia!
It was a hot summers day, my friend Scotty had just come back from his tour in Memeghanistan, he told me how he was tortured by the Talon-rerrorists. These Talon-rerrorists tortured Scotty with threats such as dropping the nuclear lawsuit weapon if Scotty did not pay the ransom fee of $50k.

Skipping this story cuz it's boring --> We fast forward to how this funny grill called Sonia approached scotty and asked for help with an issue she had. Scotty being the white knight he is, he helped her without hesitance. Once he cleared the issue in which Sonia had, they both exchanged details (not bodily fluids they're not ready yet, or are they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) Alright, I'm sidetracking, Ok.. So fast forward a few months were are now post president election, by this time Scotty had already worked his charm on Sonia just like he had worked his charm on many other women (Including Maldesto (he chopped his willy off so he's a girl as far as i'm aware)). Scotty and Sonia became good friends *cough*maybe a bit more than friends but *cough*.

Alright, so this is just a preview of my upcoming novel pls r8 subscribe n like thx

For this volume the front cover shall be:
http://i.imgur.com/5Bic6xG.png
(P.S if you own the image pls do not sue me thx)

P.SS --> Is only joke no offence, only offence intended was towards Talon kappa




TLDR; These two nerds are really cute together, I ship them

 

such a good read

 

really read it bro

 

i liked it

 

I liked it too, can you make an x-rated version and post it in upper-sf... nvm I don't think u can upper sf.

 

The what now? fren

 

fuckin hell

 

-Zip-

 

publish it please

 

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@Sonia ur fat i thought u were petite AF

still 10/10 tho