Funrank Raffle & Christmas 2016 Results

Mootrucks · Jan 21, 2017

It's time for the Cracker Head Funrank Raffle & the Christmas 2016 Results

Firstly, massive thanks to everyone who participated in the Christmas Events, we had a great time making and managing these events. In the future you can expect bigger and better things as we will always strive to better ourselves for the community that we love so much.

One lucky person who participated in at least one event will be receiving this fun rank, the dice roll out of 206 will determine who exactly will be receiving, anyone who ended up winning an event received extra point(s) depending on if they placed 1st, 2nd, or 3rd. If a permanently banned user ends up winning a re-roll will happen, also if anyone's name is mispelled that happens to end up winning it will still go to the person that was supposed to win, although I do think I spelled everyone's name right. ~ CDT

1. Tyler
2. Tyler
3. Tyler
4. Tyler
5. Tyler
6. Tyler
7. Tyler
8. Tyler
9. Dino
10. Dino
11. Dino
12. MJrules
13. Mudzilla
14. Mudzilla
15. Mudzilla
16. Mudzilla
17. Mudzilla
18. Im Solo
19. Im Solo
20. Azie
21. Azie
22. KLucius
23. BlackBlasses
24. BlackBlasses
25. zhiroo
26. Teeto
27. Teeto
28. Teeto
29. Teeto
30. Killswitch
31. Killswitch
32. Killswitch
33. Killswitch
34. Killswitch
35. RS_WHISKEY
36. ArcaneBets
37. PlanBUK
38. PlanBUK
39. PlanBUK
40. Bonesack
41. Bonesack
42. Bonesack
43. Bonesack
44. BumBum
45. BumBum
46. BumBum
47. BumBum
48. Ted_2
49. Ted_2
50. Ted_2
51. BuyAcc
52. BuyAcc
53. Island
54. Island
55. Island
56. Really Swell
57. Really Swell
58. Really Swell
59. Really Swell
60. Artur
61. Artur
62. Artur
63. Angels
64. Bogdan
65. Bogdan
66. Bogdan
67. Bogdan
68. Bogdan
69. Sonia
70. Sonia
71. Sonia
72. Sonia
73. Sonia
74. Soul
75. Soul
76. Soul
77. Soul
78. Soul
79. MuffinonRS
80. Lean
81. Gun
82. ItzChaos
83. ItzChaos
84. ItzChaos
85. ItzChaos
86. ItzChaos
87. Wortel
88. Revora
89. Yankiee
90. Yankiee
91. Yankiee
92. Yankiee
93. Yankiee
94. Yankiee
95. Yankiee
96. Yankiee
97. Scotty
98. Scotty
99. TheArc
100. TheArc
101. TheArc
102. JdoT
103. Miless
104. Variously
105. Variously
106. Spear
107. Astro
108. GuyFrank
109. GuyFrank
110. GuyFrank
111. WhoNeedsAChaser
112. WhoNeedsAChaser
113. WhoNeedsAChaser
114. WhoNeedsAChaser
115. Dobi
116. Dobi
117. iFreshMez
118. Matt
119. Matt
120. Matt
121. Jake
122. Jake
123. Jake
124. Jake
125. Realist
126. JayiARTS
127. JayiARTS
128. Boney
129. Boney
130. Boney
131. Boney
132. Boney
133. uJesternWind
134. Flamedog
135. jackthehackm8
136. jackthehackm8
137. jackthehackm8
138. John
139. John
140. John
141. Nafalan
142. TySimpson
143. TySimpson
144. TySimpson
145. TySimpson
146. TySimpson
147. TySimpson
148. TySimpson
149. Felix
150. Felix
151. Felix
152. Felix
153. Felix
154. 2007GoldMan
155. 2007GoldMan
156. Add My Msn
157. Add My Msn
158. Add My Msn
159. Add My Msn
160. NBD16
161. FlyingToast
162. Hahanerd
163. SPM322
164. SPM322
165. SPM322
166. iKillChickens
167. Petruska
168. Petruska
169. Petruska
170. Petruska
171. Petruska
172. Petruska
173. rmpls
174. rmpls
175. rmpls
176. gucci2525
177. gucci2525
178. gucci2525
179. Mia Malkova
180. Mia Malkova
181. Mia Malkova
182. Mr Extremez
183. Mr Extremez
184. Mr Extremez
185. Mr Extremez
186. Mr Extremez
187. DesireX
188. DesireX
189. Sneaky Fish5
190. Sneaky Fish5
191. Sneaky Fish5
192. Taurine
193. iCrushDreams
194. BamZam
195. qazteck
196. Apith
197. Apith
198. Switch
199. Mootrucks
200. Mootrucks
201. Mootrucks
202. VanDaFall
203. VanDaFall
204. i
205. i
206. UProd

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Christmas 2016 Event Results
All prizes will be be requested tonight, if you've won a cash prize you need to Private Message @Bogla with your Paypal Email. This does not include the $5 donation prize from the free donor rank event as @Mootrucks will be giving those out.

Christmas 2016 Minirank Designing Competition
Winner receives one of their own Miniranks, $25, and 2 points for the Crackerhead Funrank drawing.

All participants receive 50 Sythe Gold and 1 participation point.
Congrats to @Mudzilla for winning this years competition with this minirank:

Santa Can Fly! Christmas gaming event
Santa needed our help to save christmas, but who was the real MVPs? Congrats to the winners!

@TySimpson First place received $75 and 3 participation points

@Mootrucks Second place received $50 and 2 participation points

@ItzChaos Third place receives $25 and 1 participation point

Christmas 2016 Drawing Event
Which one of Santa's new elves were the most creative? Santa thanks his top 3 helpers!

@petruska First place received $100 and 3 participation points

@JayiARTS Second place received $50 and 2 participation points

@Killswitch Third place recieved $25 and 1 participation point

All participants recieved 50 Sythe Gold and 1 Participation point

Christmas Picture taking contest 2016
Christmas is full of cheer and beautiful scenery! these people were voted winners based on their awesome photos submitted.

@Tyler First place received $60 and 3 Participation points

@WhoNeedsAChaser Second place received $40 and 2 participation points

@Jake Third place received $25 and 1 participation point

Creative Christmas Writing Event 2016
What better than to celebrate the holidays other than short stories? These people dedicated so much time to express their Christmas spirit with us!

@Yankiee First place received $100 and 3 participation points

“Elli, don’t forget your jacket!”

With dusk turning into night, it was time to head over to Grandpa Nick’s. Being only 12,
you’d think I wasn’t an avid helper when it came to Christmas Eve, but this wasn’t
something new for me.

“You know it gets cold out there. And grab your mittens. I don’t want you catching a cold.
I also have your hat right he-“

“Lisa, let the boy be. This isn’t his first Eve delivering presents with my dad. He’ll be
fine.” Dad couldn’t help but have a grin of enjoyment on his face from the teasing.

“Yeah Mom, I’ll be fine. I’m already 5 minutes late, I need to get going,” I explained.

With a little hesitation, she put the hat on my head, gave me a kiss on the forehead,
and sent me out the front door.

On the way to Grandpa’s, I looked up at the sky and was pleased to see it
illuminating with a rainbow of colors. The Christmas lights that the town had
decorated every tree, lamppost, and building with were definitely bringing a little
spirit to the season. I thought I might as well be living in the city if I couldn’t see the
stars with all these lights, but I guess living in a small town isn’t so bad when Santa
Claus is your Grandpa.

As I approached Grandpa’s house, I saw the Reindeer in the side lawn and started to
head their way. Of course as soon as they saw me, Vixen & Comet ran over to me.

“Hey Elli!” greeted Vixen.
“Yeah, hey Elli!” repeated Comet.
“Boy, are we glad to see you!”
“Hey guys. I see you’re all ready to go. Where’s Grandpa?”
“Oh, he’s inside!” shouted Donner.

As if he knew I had arrived just then, Grandpa came outside.

“There’s my boy. I was just brewing some tea. Are you ready to go?” he questioned.
“Always ready!” I couldn’t contain my excitement that I was grinning from ear to
ear. Every Christmas is more exciting than the last.

I connected all the reindeer to the sleigh and Grandpa & I got on board.
“Where to first?” The map that was on the sleigh’s dashboard was blinking on
Australia.

“Sydney.” With the press of a button, the sleigh dashed forward faster than thought
possible and we arrived above Sydney in the matter of minutes.

“The Winchesters at 108 Oak Drive have 3 kids; go ahead and look for them in the
registry and request the presents be transported.”

While following Grandpa’s instruction, a big red X appeared on the screen.

“Grandpa, what is this? What’s happening?”
A solemn look came across his face. He quietly said, “Sky Pirates…”

I looked behind us to see where the signal was coming from when a black flying ship
was speeding towards us. I could see what looked like elves waving around guns but
that couldn’t be because elves were Grandpa’s helpers.

Dasher & Blitzen ran faster and faster but to their failure, the gap was only
shortening.

Grandpa was typing in the console on the dashboard when I turned back around.
The cover of the sleigh came down and then glistened with a white glare. Guns came
out of the side of the sleigh and cocked as a sign that they were ready to be used.

“Alright, I got the shield up & weapons ready. Listen Elli, what’s about to happen is
not going to end well. I’m going to call for back up and we’ll have to abandon the
mission for now.”

“Are we in trouble? Who are these elves?” I asked.
“They’re Dark Elves from the South Pole. My brother Mike lives there. We were at
war for over a decade up until right before you were born.”

“Why? What happened? Why are they coming back now?”
“Mike & I used to do this gig together back in the day but that all ended when he
wanted to lie about the naughty & nice lists and keep presents for himself. He left
with some like-minded elves to start up their own Christmas company.”

Pew-Pew
Gunfire began to fill the crisp night air.

“Get down!” Grandpa shouted.

Rudolph’s nose lit up brighter than I’ve ever seen it & shot a beam of light up into
the air. It seemed to serve as some sort of signal.

“Engage the Pirates, Vixen.”

Vixen nodded and turned the sleigh around. We began to head straight for the
pirate ship. I wasn’t sure if we were going to collide or not. At the last possible
second, both the ship and our sleigh turned on their sides and just barely missed
each other.

For a few seconds, we still were going in opposite directions, but then we both
turned around and headed straight for one another again. That’s when I noticed
more ships in the background.

A bit nervous, I said, “Grandpa. I think they called for some help.”

“Don’t worry, boy, I’ll take care of this. Just go ahead and look behind you to see
how many friends we have too.” What looked like an army of elves from the North
Pole was in our backline.

Grandpa seemed so calm and ready. Never really looking so intently at his face
before, I could see what looked like a dozen tiny scars scattered across his face.
He had the stature of a man who has seen things worse than death in war. I
never knew this side of Grandpa.

Pew-Pew
The guns on the side of the sleigh began to fire rapidly at the frontline of the elf
convoy. These guns seemed to have an EMP effect on the ships, as three of their
ships began to descent to the land below us.

A loud roar filled the sky when a giant mother ship emerged from the clouds. There
was a paint job on the side that showed a black bearded man standing on top of a
white bearded man in a victorious setting; that must be Grandpa and his brother.
How cynical.

Olive piped in, “Don’t you think we’re a little unprepared for this, Nick?”
“Don’t worry Olive. We won before & we can win again. That’s not Christmas spirit
I hear in your voice!”

As our army of elf friends caught up with us, so did the enemy convoy. Every ship
and elf came to a complete halt. A smaller ship emerged from the mother ship and
approached the sleigh.

Still out of range to be attacked and well guarded by multiple other ships, an
unnamed man spoke from a speakerphone.

“You’re going to lose this. Give us the presents. This is our year to get back in
business, to finally return to our rightful place on the throne.”
“All of these demands with no actions to back up the fear of danger.” Grandpa was
wearing the face he does when he plays Poker with Dad and his friends.
“You know of what we’re capable. Have you ever thought that it’s not safe to bring a
twelve-year-old boy on a trip like this? I won’t ask again, now give me the presents.”

All of the enemy ships shifted into an offensive position.
Grandpa turned to me and said, “I need you to request a transport for three things: a
5b RSGP voucher, the EMP transmitter, and the Chronoclastic Timewatch.”

I’ve never heard of any three of these things before but followed Grandpa’s
instruction.

The standoff continued for a few minutes until the transporter dock made a noise to
indicate arrival of our requested items. Grandpa first reached for the EMP
transmitter and seemingly set it up to use. Next, he grabbed the 5b RSGP voucher.

He spoke again, “I have a proposal. We both know you only care about the money
involved in this situation. Let me continue my work as Santa Claus and make every
kid in the world happy for a week or two.”

Not responding for a moment, I thought that the convoy was going to finally advance
on us in disapproval, until I saw the ships return to a lax stance.

“What’s the proposal? Don’t think I won’t destroy you and everything you love.”
“If you were to destroy everything I love, you would cease to exist; think twice
before you make empty threats like that.” Grandpa put the voucher in his launch
drone and sent it to Mike’s ship.

“This… I… It can’t be. RealistGold not only has the cheapest prices, but they don’t
require ID, registration, or e-mail forwarding. Not to mention that the trades are
risk free. This… this is worthy to end a century-long feud. Thank you brother.”

Mike began to laugh in an overexcited response.

We could see Mike communicating to the elf convoy and they all began to leave back
to what I assumed was the South Pole.

Mike continued, “I know all you try to do is make kids happy. I’d like you to split up
this voucher and give it to as many kids as you can. I learned something valuable
today; you’ve showed me true kindness. I’m sorry, brother. Visit once and a while.”

Mike sent the drone back with the voucher inside and he went back to his
mothership.

“Now, back to Christmas,” I thought.
“Elli, press the Chronoclastic Timewatch. It will stop time for approximately four
hours, which gives us just enough time before midnight to deliver presents in every
country.” And so I did, and we saved Christmas.

On the way back to the North Pole, I thought about all the amazing stories Grandpa
would have to tell me. He has probably fought thousands of elves. And what about
the reindeer? I wonder if Dad participated in this war.

It took a lot longer to return to the North Pole than it took us to travel to Australia,
but I wasn’t bothered much. It’s pretty easy to fall asleep on a flying sleigh; there’s
no traffic or noise aside from the reindeer making jokes and laughing with each
other.

When we did arrive, Grandpa dropped me off right at home. The last thing he said
to me was, “Don’t tell your mother.”

As I walked through the front door, the lights turned on and a bunch of friends &
family popped up from behind furniture. The clock had just turned midnight in the
most western part of the world.

“Happy birthday Elli!”

I suppose this could remain our little secret.

@Felix Second place received $50 and 2 Participation points

Prompt 1

The day is Christmas Eve 2016, we just finished the final stretch in getting all of these gifts wrapped up. Everything seemed to be in place. The ribbons on top of each box were perfectly aligned, sparkling and shining with Christmas joy. Just like any other year, the best feeling is finishing up reading through millions of wish lists, deciding who was naughty versus who was nice, and getting all of the gifts wrapped and ready for delivery. Mr. Claus, myself and Talon are all ready to get these gifts delivered to all.
Mr. Claus had just finished loading the sleigh, along with Talon and myself. The reindeer took off, and we were on our way to deliver all the presents. The snow felt like it was hitting harder than usual, then Talon thoroughly explained to me thermodynamics and the Newton’s three laws, as Talon is and always will be one of the more brilliant people to walk this planet. He explained to me that as the sleigh goes faster and increases its velocity, the snow feels like it’s falling harder than it actually is, especially if you take into consideration wind speed and the snow’s terminal velocity due to Earth’s gravitational pull. To overcome this, Talon built us a shield in roughly five seconds, allowing us to be protected from the snow fall. This happens every year, however my dementia kicks in almost every time. Another problem we ran into was that we caught a house burglar, one of our own elves. That’s right, it was Jefe, he somehow snuck into the back of our presents bag. He saw me put $100 in one of the gifts and decided to go for it. I knew Jefe, he was one of the hardest working elves we had in the ADT, and he betrayed our trust like a madman. Talon and I didn’t know what to do, but Mr. Claus sure did. He immediately banned him from the North Pole, and then proceeded to murder him as well as his entire family. Another obstacle we came across was that one of the chimneys was far too tight for Santa to squeeze through. So, he just raided the house and planted the presents, no big deal, right? It turns out the house is home to Gun, who had a massive double-barrel shotgun pointed directly at Mr. Claus. Before he fired, he screamed “Explain yourself! Who the fuck are you? Make me leader lol”. Mr. Claus couldn’t bare the sheer autism, it was almost enough for him to just say “fuck this, pull the trigger already.” But no, it wasn’t enough to push him over the edge. Until, Bogdan, in his underwear and notorious black shirt, came out and said, “W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-hoa it’s Santa!” Mr. Claus then told Gun to pull the trigger. He died. It was just me and Talon. We ran for it. We took the sleigh and got away. We finished delivering the presents, but on that night, we remembered what had happened. That night we saw what could not be unseen. We saw him.

@Mr Extremez Third place received $25 and 1 participation point

How the Grinch Almost Ruined Christmas

Christmas is a holiday of fun and joy for many children around the world. One of the important things that need to be done for children to enjoy Christmas is the creation of their gifts by the elves. Christmas present making takes place year round to ensure everyone will get the gifts that they ask for. The process seems very simple, the elves are instructed on what gifts to make in their workshop and then they create them. However, one day a normal day turned into a disaster…

It was Christmas Eve, all of the gifts were ready for the children to enjoy. The gifts were all moved into Santa’s bag and placed into his sleigh. It was 10:00 P.M. on Christmas Eve when Santa began to prepare his reindeer for the ride around the world. Santa decided it would be smart to make sure all of the gifts were in his bag. To Santa’s surprise when he opened up the bag all of the gifts were gone!

What started as a great and exciting night turned into mayhem within a matter of minutes at the north pole. Santa was not sure how all of his presents had suddenly disappeared. He asked all of his elves and helpers if they had any idea where all the gifts had gone. No one had any idea; Christmas was ruined!

Everything changed when a little red headed elf approached Santa and told Santa he saw a green figure snooping around the workshop earlier. Santa told the little elf why didn’t he just say so; Santa knew exactly who the culprit was in the stealing of the gifts. It was the evil Grinch!

Santa prepared all of his reindeer and drove to the Grinch's home. Santa snuck up on the Grinch and told him they could do it the easy way or the hard way. The Grinch told Santa he would never get his gifts back. Santa then said it seems you have choose the hard way. Santa went back to his sleigh and grabbed out his twelve barrel shotgun. He loaded the gun and removed the safety. Santa pointed it at the Grinch's face and said you have one last chance to give me the gifts before I shoot this gun. The Grinch said never and tried to attack Santa, but it was in that moment that the Grinch’s fatal decision to attack Santa killed him.

It was 11:30 P.M. and the gift’s were scheduled to start delivering at 12:00 A.M. on the dot. There was only one issue, Santa's gifts were nowhere to be found. Santa called on his reindeers to sniff out the gifts. To Santa’s amazement the gifts were buried 5,000 feet underground in a giant warehouse where the Grinch had put many innocent children to work around the clock.

Christmas would have a happen ending after all. Santa, with the help of his elves and reindeer was able to bring all the children back home, and deliver all of the gifts successfully. Christmas was saved and all of Santa’s helpers were beyond ecstatic. If one thing can be learned from this night, it is do not mess with Santa if you don’t want to get a nice piece of shotgun in your face.

The end!

All Participants received 50 Sythe Gold and 1 point towards Santa's Stocking Surprise Raffle!

Santa's Stocking Surprise
If you participated in at least 3 events, you got a chance to enter an exclusive raffle!
Everyone entered received a gift, which determined if you were naughty or nice!

If you have at least 3 participation points you can still enter this event for another 48 hours!

These people received a Free Christmas 2016 Minirank!
@BumBum @Mudzilla @Jake @Tyler @Mr Claus @Soul @PlanBUK @ItzChaos @SPM322 @Boney @Killswitch
These people received a Pokemon Prizebox!
@Sonia

These people received $10
@GuyFrank @jackthehackm8

These people received a Sythe Prizebox!
@Mootrucks @BumBum

These people received the "Special Snowflake" minirank!
@Yankiee @Dino @Island @Really Swell @Bonesack @petruska @Mia Malkova @Teeto

Free Donor Rank Event
Ever been lucky with the dice? This event handed out free $5 donor ranks to the people with the best rolls!

If you haven't entered yet you have 48 hours to do so!

These winners will get $5 donor or $5 added to their donations in the User Center:
@Tyler @Soul @Anet390 @FailedPure @AussieBotter @PlanBUK @John @Island @iFreshMez @Ted_2 @BigGoldMan @Austin Levine @JayiARTS @BigBangDan @Bert @Sebast @iKillChickens @gucci2525 @DesireX @coolpersons3 @uJesternWind @Dieze @I

Mootrucks · Jan 21, 2017

Yankiee won the fucking funrank holy fuck

grats @Yankiee

Soul · Jan 21, 2017

give me my $5 bish

Tyler · Jan 21, 2017

grats @Yankiee

16 Bricks · Jan 21, 2017

Where to win the $5 donator? It says I don't have premissions to view.

Felix · Jan 21, 2017

Congrats everyone! Awesome job CDT

Mootrucks · Jan 21, 2017

16 Bricks said: ↑

Where to win the $5 donator? It says I don't have premissions to view.
Click to expand...

Fixed the link, sorry about that.

Aklan · Jan 21, 2017

Rigged once again -.-

Artur · Jan 21, 2017

I wish, I would've gotten the funrank :/

Sebast · Jan 21, 2017

MY NAME IS ON THIS THREAD..

Ty lads. And great competitions as always.

DesireX · Jan 21, 2017

Aeeey grays yank very jealous <.< cheers for the great Christmas events @Mootrucks we appreciate it.

Astro · Jan 21, 2017

Good job CDT

BumBum · Jan 21, 2017

reroll please! this was very clearly rigged!

John · Jan 21, 2017

Congrats to all the winners!

Wortel · Jan 21, 2017

Congrats to all winners and good job CDT. Would've loved the snowflake minirank though :>

Sonia · Jan 21, 2017

Remind me to join cdt next time I want to win something #rigged. Gz yankie.

Ty @Island @Yankiee nd rest of cdt nd upper staff fr voting etc. P.s. is this meant to be the monthly? And when is yearly results out. P.s.s mootrucks dont say 15 and then post on "20" more like 21 and not think bout rest of world =.=. Next time can CDT post a written thread explaining why the date keeps being pushed back. Cheers. Now gimme my poke prizebox and sg!!!!!

Thank you @Bogla fr majorty of this year's sponsor appreciate it.