Sythe Interrogation Team Public Thread

Hello all,

This is the public thread for the Sythe Interrogation Team where we inform you of what has been going on behind the scenes. Unlike the CDT, ADT, TC, PR and DOC teams, we care about our community. We will keep you up to date with what we've accomplished, what we're currently working towards, and what we plan to work towards after our current goals are met. We want to be a transparent team. Please give your feedback here and let us know how we are doing.

Thank you

@Excelont you're a cheeky bastard

 

It's true, please post your concerns and suggestions here and I promise you we will get to the bottom of it. Unlike the CDT/ADT/TC/PR and DOC teams.

-Regards SIT

 

im iron man!

 

Gimmie a kiss :*

 

Apply or die, I know where you work.

 

I know i saw you last week lmao. I said "Leannnn beannnnnn" you didnt turn around.

 

Your boss was yelling at you and I didn't want you to get fired so I just kept walking fam

 

I'll see you Thursday though

 

Was water boarded for a week straight in a dark room in order to middle man a trade between @Niki and @JoshuaG

Both parties refused to go first to each other as their darkened skin color reveals hidden truths about their intentions... so I was called to help

However being the upstanding white person I am, I did not want to meddle in the affairs of these niggers

This is where the new interrogation team crossed the line and waterboarded me until I MMed the trade of $2.30 (PayPal of course, I suspect a chargeback) for 2 KFC spicy wings (no BBQ dip)

I demand a restructuring, or perhaps the more popular term "rotation" of the current team because this is simply unacceptable.

 

Hi, thank you for your feedback. I'd like the record to show that we had intel that you were currently in the process of something viewed as severely against the rules here on Sythe.org. Sometimes as a team we are required to act in situations which later prove to be harmless. Just know it's all in the name of keeping our forums secure. As a token of our apologies, we've mailed you a gift card to panera bread. We hope you understand

General update: We have diffused a situation which would have otherwise lead to an individual losing around $200. I'd like to take the time to thank @Lean for his leadership and drive in investigating and closing this case.

 

I would like you to get to the bottom of who really framed @Kaii

 

Allow me to demonstrate how it really happened

 

It's my word against yours, the guy who owes 2k and has DNT

Why you're even on the SIT is beyond me and my superior white intellect

 

My nigga.

 

Thank you for bringing this case to our attention. We will begin tomorrow.

The SIT sticks together, so it's your word against OURS. Everything this team has done is recorded intricately. Although we are young, we already have around 3,000 pages of records that range from our actions all the way to the intel we have. @Lean was the brilliant individual to create the SIT; if it wasn't for him, none of us would even be here.

 

Upon review of the applications we've decided that only one out of 5 applicants are worthy of being a part of the most prestigious team to ever exist within the history of sythe.org.

With that being said welcome to the team @jackthehackm8 You've made your family proud. I have no doubt in my mind that you won't let your superiors down and will continue to make your country of sythe.org proud.

 

Ill make sythe great again. Mark my words.

 

As for the rest of the applicants, you have a lot of work to do if you want to be a part of this team. This isn't some make believe ADT team, this is the real deal and when I say the real deal I mean the most real deal in the history of deals.

 

u must have a pretty brief history of deals my friend