Do you stand up or sit down when you wipe?

My job depends on this poll.

Please vote.

Dill.

 

Wipe? Who has time for that?

 

Nah I stand though, who the fuck wants to reach their hand into a toilet

 

if you stand up you just spread the shit to your cheeks you idiot. I just kinda bend my knees on an angle. spread em and wipe.

 

Nah you pull one cheek with one hand and wipe with the other, it's flawless. If you wipe while sitting you'll get shit on your hands you dumb Canadian

 

Iv never got shit on my hands because im not a fucking nigger monkey uncultured piece of fucking dirty trash.

FUCK YOU

 

Good, good let the hate flow through you knowing that your country's military won't be able to protect itself when WW3 breaks out

 

No ones military will be able to protect anyone when WW3 breaks out because its going to be a nuclear war you fucking cuck.

 

baby wipe gang

 

Except for the one and only true supreme country.

 

I stand and turn around. My friends think it is odd. Is it?

 

I sometimes do that too. It's weird.

 

depends on who ur vading

 

I take a shower

 

Don't listen to your friends. When I told my friends that I sat on the toilet facing the wall they laughed at me. That's fine though, I'll enjoy my table when I'm shitting. Their loss.

 

I lay on the floor on my belly and yell for my wife.

 

I don't have the time to wipe

 

i sit down wipe a couple of times then stand up wipe a few times to make sure its clean

 

I stand on the toilet seat, bend down with my head between my legs, reach up and wipe. How is that not an option?