[Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)

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[Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)
  1. Unread #1 - Dec 7, 2016 at 11:45 AM
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    [Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)

    I told myself I wasn't going to do it. I did it. Not again >.<

    Price paid: A whopping $5.99

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    Side note: Every BK is probably owned by the same person, just like how every other thing is owned by the same person here. So they're usually exclusively crappy unless you drive out of the city. I didn't do that.

    They didn't warm their cheese, which I knew would bite me later on. Some cheeses are stronger when not melted, some while melted. American cheese tends to be the former. Yep.

    Flavor: Meat had little to no flavor. I've never really had the large patties until now, but BK's smaller patties are much better, though still crap compared to before the Brazil takeover back in 2006 or so. So I couldn't taste the fake char taste (they don't "charbroil" anymore, FYI.).

    The thing had a TON of mayo under that bacon weave. My napkins looked like the napkins of a man who just paid for a lovely lady to churn his butter. The bacon looked pretty good, but added little to the flavor. What do you have left?

    Bread. This thing tastes mostly like bread, in an odd turn of events similar to when I went to a local place called Gourdough's (donut burgers). And cheese. Essentially, 1/2 of the burger tasted like bread, 3/8 like cheese, and 1/8 like mayo.

    Yes sir.

    2/5. Was still edible, but NOTHING compared to the Baconator (especially at the same price point). Was very filling.

    I would not get this again. Ever. Such a failure.

    I think I should take a shower right now.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Dec 7, 2016 at 11:54 AM
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    gotta love that flamebroiled taste, but first there needs to be quality. rip burger king in the 2k era

    legit gotta be stoned to enjoy, maybe that was your problem op? was ur're high worn off?
     
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    Blazed 24/7 haha SWED.

    So that's not the issue. You think someone who wasn't on a drug concoction would be trying all this food? ;)
     
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    Burger king is the fucking worstttttt
     
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    [Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)

    nothing is the same anymore :(
     
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    This is how my taco bell is. I waited 45 mins for soggy tacos and Baja blast without the syrup.
     
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    I absolutely hate Burger King.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Dec 7, 2016 at 2:52 PM
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    [Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)

    Monopolies... all I can say. I can drive a few minutes to a small town and get food that is so much better than fast food ones in the city =/. Baja Blast without the syrup though.. how does that happen lmao it is a bright green drink. Jeeez.
    Wow a lot of BK haters here. It used to be good, but especially after this... I don't think I really like it. Then again, I gotta remind myself of what McDonald's tastes like...
     
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    doesn't look too bad but for that price i'd rather just get a real baconator. nice review mika.
     
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    Lol!

    Its supposed to be .75oz of mayo wtf did they give you.
     
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    I'd say anywhere around 2.5-3 ounces. I had napkins full of it... I didn't realize there was so much under that bacon blanket.
     
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    looks good as fuck m8
     
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    What the fuck is that?

    $6 for a double cheese burger with mayo and two strips of bacon ripped in half?
     
  27. Unread #14 - Dec 7, 2016 at 10:20 PM
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    [Food] Burger King - Bacon King (BK's Baconator)

    Exactly the same if you order a mcdouble and add bacon
     
  29. Unread #15 - Dec 8, 2016 at 9:14 AM
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    As meh as this was, McDonalds still has worse large patties. These were just flavorless, McDonalds are... well order a double quarter pounder (1/2 pound of McD meat) and come talk to me again. ;)
     
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    1: watch your fucking mouth when you talk to me / about mcdonalds
    2: jk I hate mcdonalds as much as I hate burger king. it's all poison

    Your food reviews make me sad I want you to eat good food but it's always disgusting do chipotle or something reward yourself :]
     
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    Chipotle? I did better... I did Qdoba recently >.>.
     
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    I saw your burrito review but I have no idea what Qdoba is. I just keep seeing high school cafateria-looking food so I just thought about what I had yesterday and said it. You get the point though. Eat better
     
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    Chipotle but much better taste and options. Free guac and queso, too.
     
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