i will fulfill your sexual fantasies

any recommendations? met this crazy chick and can basically do anything with her. lookin for some suggestions. no nasty shit, just like ya know fuckin on the roof or a titty luge or railing blow off my boner. but not that stuff. that's already done. basically what im saying is whatever u want to do i will do it for you. for 100k 07 gp i will take a video and hold a sign with ur name on it to make people think ur cool and u can show it to ur internet friends.

 

might do this with my sister

 

swear

 

Can you spread cottage cheese on your naked bodies? I really like cottage cheese.

 

come on you guys are lame im really blanking here

 

with all of these newfound posts related to sex, it appears as if our dearest community member, hamouze, is in a sex crisis as he realizes he's approaching into his senior year of college now as a scrawny virgin who still has coitus with his bologna sandwich every other day.

 

Threesome with her and her dog.

 

goats dogs and rabbits....

 

You god damn misogynst go fuck yourself smh

 

it was a joke lmao

 

Wasn't aware, thanks!

 

you are dumb as shit, this is the spam forum. everything is supposed to be sarcastic, unrealistic and super ridiculous. plus, it's super fun to tear into plebs for no reason you dumb sack of shit, but for real i do like you... 6ft under... haha jk love you all

 

Cmon, there was plenty of room for a roast beef joke in there, you suck.