mfw big rich single handedly ruined the US with offer of dolan mini

gj @Sythe hope ur proud bucko

 

its a nice minirank tho xd

 

Dw he will be caught for bribery.

 

yo can somebody rip my fucking eyes out please?

 

mfw when neither one of you is in the US



mfw when international borders are imaginary

 

Off reddit:

Global Market reactions so far:

Gold up 1.8% on the GBP. Now up 3.6% on the USD (that is like a small nations value suddenly being added to the value of Gold)

US Dollar Value has dropped 10% across the board. Cash value has fallen 2.5% (that is a stunning impersonation of the Pound during Brexit).

Mexican Peso has it a 20-Year-Low (20.45 per Dollar - a 13% drop)

AUS Dollar and Stocks have dropped 1.2%

The US dollar has plunged against the yen, losing nearly 3% to 102.049 yen.

GBP has risen to a monthly high (due to the dollar drop) at £1.245 to the dollar.

Oil prices have risen 2%

Euro up 1.86%

BitCoin up 3.63%

Stock markets have fallen across Asia Pacific. The Nikkei in Japan is down 2.23% while the ASX is off 1.63% and the Hang Seng is Hong Kong is down 2.57%.
Dow Jones will lose nearly 700 800 points, or more than 3.5%, when trading opens later today, according to futures trading.

The futures sector is already showing a 500 drop.

The FTSE will fall around 240 points – or 3.5%, FTSE 100 up 36.23 at the moment though (possibly due to Dollar value slide. Expect a sharp change once London Stock Exchange opens)

NASDAQ Futures showing a 135 point drop.


For perspective;

Mexico crash is worse than Global Financial Crisis lows.

Gold has seen it rise to it's highest in 3 years against the GBP. Still not as high as it's 2011 high, but the leap is almost identical to when that occurred. The drop of the dollar makes if difficult to gauge against the yearly high of this year. This could see Gold's basic trading price soar over the coming days.

The 796 point drop on the DOW is a larger drop than Brexit, which was considered a shock drop.

 

Do you know anything about economics or about how global markets work?

 

I tried supreme overlord but Hillary still won my state (VA). Honestly until like a week ago I was just gonna write in some bullshit, you helped push me in the right direction (obviously I researched the points you made and didn't just blindly listen to you), even though my vote was ultimately meaningless. I'm feeling super relieved now that Trump's >95% to take it. Although I'm pretty sketched out that at 1:21 we still don't have an answer, most years we have it right around 11PM. Makes me think Killary's up to something

 

lol hey rich remember when ronald mcdonald was hanging in the tree back in '03 heheheheheheh

 

World war 3 will be fun

 

lol

 

how? hillary didnt win

 

Retards OP

 

hey dont call op retard

 

@Blupig

 

But can you prove the US populace's existence within those states?