[Food] Church's - Cinnabon Biscuit Bites Review

Well, after missing the Oreo and Red Velvet Oreo variations of this product, I finally got one. They didn't even put it in the bag, so I had to come back in to get it.

Price Paid: $1.29 for 5. $3.49 for 20, you fatties.



^^^ Better pic added

Don't mind the manicure... they're clip-on nails, I swear!

So the biscuits are sooooo crunchy on the outside, and soft on the inside. Texture is great. You need a bit of force to get your fork in there.

The sauce they cover it with is your typical mix of cream cheese / frosting / cinnamon. Tastes marvelous, especially on a biscuit. In fact, I am going to make cinnamon roll biscuits sometime in the future because of this. The coating amount was perfect, not too much and not too little. I usually prefer too much, though .

That's about all you can say about the product. I think the pricepoints are both fair.

High 5/5 Seal of Approval - really great product, though it may seem basic.

I'd get this again. Or make it myself.

 

The look like iguana turds, or something, but, they must taste awesome. I actually enjoy so much cinnamon rolls at Cinnabon

 

Way to stay true to your avatar bahaha. Yeah the lighting was awful. I forgot to turn on both car lights in that picture <.>.

 

Nice nails

 

Hey, thanks!

 

Nice review, always enjoy reading them

 

I've never ate there before.

 

im diggin the new nails bae.

 

not sure if female or drag queen

 

Not blue nail polish. Mika would be disappointed.

 

Popeyes >= Church's >> KFC as far as their basic fried chicken goes. It's all in the seasoning. Popeye's and Church's taste "dirty" I guess and more like chicken whereas KFC tastes very spice-heavy.

Thanks, cutie!

I know =[.

 

damn those look some nice creamy wet balls

 

First you say I should avoid using that sort of talk, now you're doing it yourself.

I avoided using soooooooooooooooooooo many of those jokes though. These are literally the perfect product to go crazy with these. Cupping those balls in the pic.

 

has alex been a female this whole time

look at those claws

 

Maybe this one will help

 

rip church

 

its amazing what some decent lighting can do. I say "decent" very loosely in this circumstance.

 

Why the heck...

Yeah, not perfect but honestly all I wanted to do was hurry up and eat the dang things lmao.

 

those look fucking disgusting but these are the best posts on sythe so i cant complain. i feel like we should get you a minirank for eating all this crap

 

LOL... for eating all this crap lmao and hey I'll take that minirank .

Even in the second pic, though??? Trust me they taste absolutely amazing... you gotta make cinnamon roll biscuits in your lifetime if you like cinnamon rolls.