[Food] Blondie's - 12" "Personal" Pizza

Fucking Alex is slacking, so i'm taking the initiative.

Just let me start with this unless you guys are Heads447 or live in the Bay Area of California, you've never probably even heard of fucking Blondie's Pizza. It's a Berkeley (UC Berkeley) college town startup that spread to two other locations, one in San Francisco (which is closed due to a cockroach infestation LOL) and one in a town called Pleasant Hill. This pizza is from the OG Berkeley location. They serve by the slice, but have recently started doing personal pizzas.

Let me tell you, this shit is good. Like really fucking good. Greasy, garlicy, fresh tomato sauce good. Almost as good as scamming $2000 AND STILL keeping your moderator rank. Or fuck, it's even as good as taking out a no-interest loan.



Look at this shit, amazing. 12 inches of deep, long, tasty, doughy goodness. All for a reasonable price of $11.35 - at that price I feel like a dirty fucking scammer that tried to get away with thousands of dollars by using the excuse of "you have no proof it was me that scammed."

The dough is fluffy, but crisp around the edge and infused with a mix of garlic butter and herbs. The sauce itself is so fucking good, fresh and sweet and also has a perfect blend of spiciness, unlike any other sauce I've had before. The cheese is also fresh mozzarella and not the hard nasty frozen stuff that doesn't even stretch or have texture when you bite into the pizza. I would get hooked on drugs and scam people for money just to buy the sauce.



There's a nice closeup of a slice for you. Take it in, look at the fucking grease. Look at the potential health problems, heart problems and clogged arteries in later life. The slice was pretty baby-dick small though, but it is a personal-sized pizza after all.

All in all, I highly recommend (if you're ever in the bay area of California) to try Blondies at least once. It's cheap, it's good, and you can get HUGE slices for about $3.50 a pop, I just chose to try the personal pizza today and was not disappointed. Even then, i'd still rather get a slice or two instead of a personal pizza. Blondies gets a 5/5 all day for me.

And remember,

Mez is a nigger



Yes, I took these pictures while I was driving. I was running late coming back from my lunch break lmao.

 

Great post but take the chain off, it's not fucking 1998, you piece of shit.

 

im trying to be a nigger

 

You piece of shit you made me hungry.

 

all sythe users look the same

 

Mez reviews > mika reviews

 

What the FUCK is a blondie's pizza

 

looks good

 

Fendle like. Fendle want.....Blondie's 12 inch personal pizza

 

LOL nice meme

 

Scam Report: Fendle stole my Blondie's 12" Personal Pizza.

 

was the pepperoni as spicy as the memes in this thread

 

I used to be well over 300 lbs, I lost 140lbs and now all the shorts I still have from then are way too big for me.

The only thing I gathered from your post is that the exact opposite happened with your chain

 

LOL I bought the chain on ebay from a non-returnable seller. I just fucking wear it because I wasted money on it.

 

Looks like a frozen pizza.

Also, good review bb ty for picking up on my slack. The Mexican Matt Zion if I've ever seen one

 

hahaha

 

that crust is ass