Blupig's DNT Removal Service - Bring Your Kids, Bring Your Spouses, It's a Good Time

Hello everyone and wow what a turnout! This is Blupig's DNT Removal Service.

Are you a dirty fuckin' scanner? Is your name Bus369 but you can't seem to perfect that 69 on good ol' Big Richy to get that DNT removed? No problem! I've got a few simple tricks to get the ball rolling for you!

First, PM me to arrange an appointment. Obtain an umbrella. You will be performing oral sex on myself or one of my administrative staff. You unzip the phallus from the pants. Then, hold the shaft steadily but firmly with your writing hand. Proceed to tickle the balls with your free hand and insert 3-4 fingers into the anus in a "come hither" type motion. Inserting miscellaneous objects no larger than a pineapple and no smaller than a can of axe body spray is welcome. Begin stroking the shaft with your writing hand. Repeat until the phallus is erect and pulsating. Begin licking the head of the phallus gently with the tip of your tongue. Some goop will leak out. Please consume the goop. It will make you stronger. Open your mouth wide and take in the phallus. If the staff on-duty is me, you should feel it slip down your throat and poke you on the inside of your belly. Do not be alarmed if you feel it "open" inside of you. Continue mouthing the shaft, in and out. Consume the goop. Upon climax, make sure you grab the umbrella and protect yourself. The mixture of sheer force and viscosity emerging from the phallus could be deadly.

Upon completion your DNT may be removed, depending on the quality of the aforementioned task. Our company can personally vouch for Bus369's excellent performance.

Requirements
Before contacting me for an appointment you must meet the following requirements.
- Have perfect blowjob lips
- Any shred of homosexuality is an asset (i.e. be Bus369)
- Have a DNT
- Have attempted to wrangle Big Rich into submission already, dominatrix-style

Completed Orders
- Bus369
- Basement

 

Tl;Dr

Remove dnt pls

 

Can confirm blunig has completed this with Bus369 successfully.

 

can vouch for this guy(?), removed my DNT with ease.

 

I think @Yousuckv2 can take advantage of bluepigglettes services

 

Uh.

 

thank you for your patronage

 

vouch i scanned $3 worth of gp and vaded for 8 yeras and this man removed my dnt in 1 smooth trade (even tho i wasnt suposed to trade lol memes !!!! ) best succ i ever gave in my life and it was worth it

 

thank you for your patronage

absolutely drained my penis

 

Would you like to arrange an appointment? Do you have supple blowjob lips?

 

#sythedrama

 

I'd like to make a complaint about Blupig's services. This user has not responded to my query regarding this service. He told me to pay $200 upfront as a down payment, and pay $50 every 2 weeks to complete the $500 package. It's been 2 hours after I sent $200 in bitcoins and no reply. I think I've been scammed. USE WITH CAUTION!

 

Wonderland's wheel is spinning, but the hamster’s dead.

 

A wise man once told me never get your meat where you get your bread.

 

honestly what the fuck

 

went from non dnt to dnt so can confirm the reverse service works as well

 

Words to live by.

 

If two DNT's want to use your service can they get a special deal?

Like one can do a rimmy and one can play with timmy

 

wtf did you donate another 300$ or did you transfer the donation credit. also, why did u switch accounts?

 

Hacked this account, threatened to release personal information if credit isn't transferred, didn't switch accounts.