Discord Log

#7986 Belumoth: !build stable 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 100000 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 50000 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 150000 faggots. ```
#7039 Sephiroth878: no thats retarded. French fries are either that or called fries
#7039 Sephiroth878: not chips
#5832 Alex: Speaking of what should I eat tonight at 3 am
#7039 Sephiroth878: chips are baked and thin
#7986 Belumoth: !build stable 300
#5832 Alex: going to go Pokemon hunting
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 300 stable. you have 2118721 gc, 507 faggots, 12167 tons of stone remaining```
#9576 Lame123: im a chunky monkey
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#5596 Sonia: lol
#4265 dropperz: !build house 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 10 house. you have 66699 gc, 1026 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 63905 bushels of food.```
#5383 Darkgroove: Yeah fries are thin
#7039 Sephiroth878: chips are the exact opposite of a french fry
#5383 Darkgroove: Chips chunky
#7039 Sephiroth878: Not AS thin
#5596 Sonia: fries are thin aren't they?
#7039 Sephiroth878: mp
#7039 Sephiroth878: no*
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 27 more people needed!```
#5383 Darkgroove: Meat tenderised
#4265 dropperz: how do i get more people
#5596 Sonia: omg
#7039 Sephiroth878: Fries do not equal thin
#7986 Belumoth: Yolo
#5832 Alex: I don't like really thin fries
#5596 Sonia: can we block people
#5383 Darkgroove: And you have yourself a meal
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 66 flagons of wine and 53 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 4 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#9576 Lame123: i like a little girth to my fries
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 86 flagons of wine and 69 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 4 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#7986 Belumoth: More houses
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 106 flagons of wine and 85 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 10 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 156 flagons of wine and 125 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 9 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#7039 Sephiroth878: and some length yknow
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 201 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: Pretty sure you can block people
#4265 dropperz: !buy water 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 500 water. you have 66454 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 201 flagons of wine and 161 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 10 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5596 Sonia: can we block the word tenderised
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 1
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 11:69 annexed!```
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 4
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 10 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 10 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 10 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 10 more people needed!```
#7986 Belumoth: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 201 bushels of food.```
#5832 Alex: tenderized
#5383 Darkgroove: NO
#7039 Sephiroth878: maybe if this were the IRC
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#4265 dropperz: am i in the middle of n4no...
#4265 dropperz: LOL
#5383 Darkgroove: what's wrong with some tenderising?
#6922 giddy: dont troll her
#5596 Sonia: specialize specialise srsly the z is retarded:S
#7986 Belumoth: Nah you are between him and i
#6922 giddy: all you have to do is delete win32
#5832 Alex: specialize
#9576 Lame123: you dont like tenderized lamb?
#9576 Lame123: wtf
#7039 Sephiroth878: the Z is proper
#5832 Alex: realize
#7986 Belumoth: On the bottom left
#5596 Sonia: realise
#5832 Alex: Yes proper
#4265 dropperz: those grey boxes?
#5832 Alex: color
#7986 Belumoth: Yeah
#5596 Sonia: colour
#7039 Sephiroth878: right and realized
#4265 dropperz: so tiny
#5383 Darkgroove: Realise
#5832 Alex: theater
#5596 Sonia: you guys are just lazy
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#7039 Sephiroth878: oh no do not start saying colour oh lord
#5832 Alex: lolol
#5383 Darkgroove: My phone autocorrected to it lol
#7986 Belumoth: Build houses and Yolo and Annex for a bit
#9576 Lame123: the holocaust never happened
#9576 Lame123: open your eyes
#9576 Lame123: sheep
#4265 dropperz: !build houses 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 63982 gc, 792 faggots remaining```

 

#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient feast first. you need at least 189 bushels of food.```
#5383 Darkgroove: Why do we all have different colour names
#5832 Alex: It's all whatevers
#4265 dropperz: !buyfood max
#5832 Alex: Humans made English
#4265 dropperz: !buymax food
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 32767 food. you have 183229 gc in your coffers```
#5832 Alex: Humans change English
#5596 Sonia: nope, Caw-lawr more like that?
#9576 Lame123: american english is freedom english
#5832 Alex: I try not to fuss about it
#9576 Lame123: idiot
#4265 dropperz: !buy water 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 5000 water. you have 178279 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 236 flagons of wine and 189 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 19 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 331 flagons of wine and 265 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 21 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#7039 Sephiroth878: Sonia why? because we dont use S for everything under the sun?
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 436 flagons of wine and 349 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 23 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#7856 Unfortunate: nah humans didn't make english
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 551 flagons of wine and 441 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 48 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 791 flagons of wine and 633 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 63 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 1106 flagons of wine and 885 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 75 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#7856 Unfortunate: aliens did
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#4265 dropperz: !build houses 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 2500 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 2500 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: WHOA
#5596 Sonia: cos you guys take out the u in everything
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 11:71 annexed! land at 13:69 annexed! land at 13:71 annexed! land at 12:69 annexed! land at 11:70 annexed!```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 13:70 annexed! land at 12:71 annexed! land at 10:68 annexed! land at 10:70 annexed! land at 12:68 annexed! land at 11:68 annexed! land at 10:69 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 4 more people needed!```
#9576 Lame123: u gay
#4265 dropperz: !build houses 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough gold, needed at least 200000 gc. you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 25000 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 25000 faggots. ```
#7986 Belumoth: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#7856 Unfortunate: humans are dumb af
#4265 dropperz: ooo
#7039 Sephiroth878: its an unnecessary letter added for no reason
#4265 dropperz: !build houses 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 house. you have 168279 gc, 292 faggots remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: They couldn't take it out of tenderise
#4265 dropperz: !buy wood 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 1000 wood. you have 165319 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 1481 flagons of wine and 1185 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 117 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 2066 liters of water.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 2066 liters of water.```
#5596 Sonia: lol
#4265 dropperz: !buy water 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 5000 water. you have 162069 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 2066 flagons of wine and 1653 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 170 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#7986 Belumoth: !build battlement 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough stone, needed at least 20000 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 10000 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 20000 faggots. ```
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 160069 gc, 1042 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: Belumoth's kingdom is at 21:92, 21:91 and 958 other locations and has: 10887 attack rating and 8465149 defence rating, 69065 free land, 1625977 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 8351 soldiers, 18635 magical runes, 686 banks, 1494 farms, 976 mines, 363 forests, 0 smelters, 3977 battlements, 2319 military school, 275 weapons factories, 381 barracks, 1 trade centers, 32767 houses, 32631 theives dens, 13228 people, 3512 bars of iron, 99 intelligence agencies, 100 priesthoods, 452 dams, 500 stables, 110 quarries, 12607 tons of stone, 1 horses, 11397 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 100 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 2916 flagons of wine and 2333 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 283 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 4331 liters of water.```
#5832 Alex: Yeah the u's tenderize the other letters
#4265 dropperz: !build battlements 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough stone, needed at least 10000 tons. not enough iron, needed at least 5000 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 10000 faggots. ```
#5596 Sonia: i'm pretty sure anything we speak about we will see tenderise
#7856 Unfortunate: I'm buttin in this convo cuz f-ck the uk english
#7986 Belumoth: !build battlement 350
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 350 battlements. you have 1617227 gc, 4397 faggots, 5607 tons of stone, 12 iron bars remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build mine 20
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 20 mine. you have 158069 gc, 942 faggots remaining```
#7856 Unfortunate: It's how it's spelt and pronounced
#4265 dropperz: !build mine 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 mine. you have 148069 gc, 442 faggots remaining```
#7856 Unfortunate: Color, not colour.
#5383 Darkgroove: Only if you mention tenderise
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 200
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 2000 acres. try !annex? ```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 10:72 annexed! land at 12:72 annexed! land at 10:71 annexed! land at 11:72 annexed! land at 14:68 annexed! land at 14:70 annexed! land at 13:68 annexed! land at 14:69 annexed! land at 14:72 annexed! land at 14:71 annexed!```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 forest. you have 140069 gc remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !buy soldier 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: bought 10000 soldiers. you have 1288027 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 500

 

#4265 dropperz: !s
#5383 Darkgroove: Nah you flogs just want to be dofferent
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: dropperz's kingdom is at 12:70, 11:69 and 22 other locations and has: 21 attack rating and 2982 defence rating, 3186 free land, 140069 gc, 24834 bushels of food, 21 weapons, 81 soldiers, 0 magical runes, 1 banks, 3 farms, 124 mines, 101 forests, 2 smelters, 10 battlements, 0 military school, 4 weapons factories, 2 barracks, 1 trade centers, 231 houses, 0 theives dens, 866 people, 6 bars of iron, 0 intelligence agencies, 0 priesthoods, 1 dams, 0 stables, 0 quarries, 990 tons of stone, 0 horses, 442 faggots of wood, 86 liters of water, 0 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: by switching to Mandarin
#7986 Belumoth: !buy soldier 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: bought 10000 soldiers. you have 958827 gc in your coffers```
#5596 Sonia: lololol
#7986 Belumoth: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: Belumoth's kingdom is at 21:92, 21:91 and 958 other locations and has: 36957 attack rating and 106142434 defence rating, 68715 free land, 958827 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 28351 soldiers, 18635 magical runes, 686 banks, 1494 farms, 976 mines, 363 forests, 0 smelters, 4327 battlements, 2319 military school, 275 weapons factories, 381 barracks, 1 trade centers, 32767 houses, 32631 theives dens, 13228 people, 12 bars of iron, 99 intelligence agencies, 100 priesthoods, 452 dams, 500 stables, 110 quarries, 5607 tons of stone, 1 horses, 4397 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 100 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#7986 Belumoth: !build stable 300
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough wood, needed at least 4500 faggots. ```
#4265 dropperz: !buy trader center 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: invalid item specified: trader. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#5383 Darkgroove: Complicating shit
#7986 Belumoth: !buymax wood
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: try !buymax wood```
#4265 dropperz: !buy trade center 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: invalid item specified: trade. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#5383 Darkgroove: Oh no we don't want to use km
#7986 Belumoth: !buy wood 20000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: bought 20000 wood. you have 899627 gc in your coffers```
#7039 Sephiroth878: for the record btw, "Americans" didnt take the "u" out of some words, Webster decided to do it when he wrote his books
#4265 dropperz: !build trade center 25
#5383 Darkgroove: Or kg
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough iron, needed at least 250 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 1000 faggots. ```
#7986 Belumoth: !build stable 300
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 300 stable. you have 877127 gc, 19897 faggots, 4107 tons of stone remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: Or the letter u
#4265 dropperz: !buy iron 25
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: invalid item specified: iron. you can choose from food, wood, water, stone, soldiers```
#5832 Alex: DANGIT WEBSTER
#5383 Darkgroove: Let's just take it out
#5832 Alex: Trying to save ink
#7986 Belumoth: !build mine 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 500 mine. you have 827127 gc, 17397 faggots remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: And tenderise the words
#7856 Unfortunate: bt dubs
#7039 Sephiroth878: Quote: "Besides political reasons, Webster also felt that he was creating linguistic order with his changes, and, in thrifty New England fashion, he made an argument that his spelling reforms would save money. In a 1789 essay, he wrote, “Such a reform would diminish the number of letters about one sixteenth or eighteenth. This would save a page in eighteen; and a saving of an eighteenth in the expense of the books, is an advantage that should not be overlooked.”"
#4265 dropperz: !build mine 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 mine. you have 135069 gc, 192 faggots remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build bank 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough iron, needed at least 1000 iron bars. not enough wood, needed at least 1000 faggots. ```
#4265 dropperz: !build farm 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 5000 acres. try !annex? not enough wood, needed at least 5000 faggots. ```
#4265 dropperz: !build farm 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 500 faggots. ```
#7039 Sephiroth878: so it boils down to money
#7039 Sephiroth878: and shit
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 forest. you have 132069 gc remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 200
#5832 Alex: Yep knewit
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 2000 acres. try !annex? ```
#7986 Belumoth: !s
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: Belumoth's kingdom is at 21:92, 21:91 and 958 other locations and has: 36957 attack rating and 106142434 defence rating, 64465 free land, 827127 gc, 0 bushels of food, 32767 weapons, 28351 soldiers, 18635 magical runes, 686 banks, 1494 farms, 1476 mines, 363 forests, 0 smelters, 4327 battlements, 2319 military school, 275 weapons factories, 381 barracks, 1 trade centers, 32767 houses, 32631 theives dens, 13228 people, 12 bars of iron, 99 intelligence agencies, 100 priesthoods, 452 dams, 800 stables, 110 quarries, 4107 tons of stone, 1 horses, 17397 faggots of wood, 0 liters of water, 100 technical institutes, 0 siege towers, 0 war machines```
#5832 Alex: Didn't even have to look it up
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 13:72 annexed! land at 9:67 annexed! land at 9:69 annexed! land at 11:67 annexed! land at 10:67 annexed!```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 9:68 annexed! land at 9:71 annexed! land at 9:70 annexed! land at 13:67 annexed! land at 12:67 annexed! land at 9:73 annexed! land at 11:73 annexed! land at 9:72 annexed! land at 10:73 annexed! land at 13:73 annexed!```
#7986 Belumoth: !autoannex 20
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 20
#5383 Darkgroove: So Webster tenderised the words?
#5832 Alex: I've heard about ink saving measures before
#5596 Sonia: lmao
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 12:73 annexed! land at 15:69 annexed! land at 14:67 annexed! land at 15:71 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 14 more people needed!```
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 5992 more people needed!```
#5832 Alex: with fonts and junk
#7986 Belumoth: Lag
#7039 Sephiroth878: So you see, it's actually the british that changed their own shit
#4265 dropperz: !m
#6890 ShinBot:
#5596 Sonia: it's funny how we still use the colour etc
#7039 Sephiroth878: Him and his Oxford looking ass
#5383 Darkgroove: The British still use it you flog
#5596 Sonia: lol
#7039 Sephiroth878: DG i wasnt debating that fact son
#4265 dropperz: !build dam 500
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 15000 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 10000 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 2500 faggots. ```
#5383 Darkgroove: They didn't tenderise it
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#9610 justin: im getting drunk
#4265 dropperz: !build dam 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough stone, needed at least 1000 tons. ```
#5383 Darkgroove: You guys tenderised it
#7986 Belumoth: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 201 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 7240 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 834367 gc 15303 bushels were added to your food stocks. 180348 liters of water flowed into to your dams 15303 bushels of food and 180348 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 0 bushels and your water stock is now 0 26276 more bushels were needed this round to sustain your population. make more farms! as a result of starvation 1191 civilians and 1 soldiers died! 235442 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 722 civilians and 5670 soldiers died! 0 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 11315 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 22680 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 1 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 381 barracks your population is unable to expand because it is starving to death! 10890 faggots of lumber were harvested 440 ton of stone was extracted 7380 bars of iron were mined 1375 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 7392 500 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#4265 dropperz: !build quarry 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 quarry. you have 118948 gc, 1222 faggots remaining```
#7039 Sephiroth878: dg i know... they tenderized it
#4265 dropperz: !build quarry 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 5000 faggots. ```
#7856 Unfortunate: I don't have an accent. The brits do.
#5383 Darkgroove: Juuuuussstttiiiiinnnn
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: not enough wood, needed at least 50000 faggots. ```
#5596 Sonia: Shall check your pms before u do. cheers and shoot ya self in the foot again cheers.
#4265 dropperz: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 201 turns old. Your last report was generated 0 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 379 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 122948 gc 231 bushels were added to your food stocks. 390 liters of water flowed into to your dams 947 bushels of food and 476 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 24118 bushels and your water stock is now 0 8994 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 78 civilians and 6 soldiers died! 136 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 924 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 75 soldiers 0 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 0 horses your population is unable to expand further because you only have 231 houses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 2 barracks your horses are unable to breed further because you only have 0 stables 6030 faggots of lumber were harvested 0 ton of stone was extracted 957 bars of iron were mined 21 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 963 0 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#5383 Darkgroove: Chug chug chug

 

#5832 Alex: ruh roh
#7039 Sephiroth878: tally ho, mothafucka
#7986 Belumoth: !build farm 2000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 2000 farm. you have 734367 gc, 8287 faggots remaining```
#9610 justin: i think it looks fine sonia
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 4621 liters of water.```
#5596 Sonia: aight ty
#5832 Alex: No one ever sends me PMs
#9610 justin: np fam
#4265 dropperz: !build dam 10
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 10 dam. you have 117948 gc, 1172 faggots, 790 tons of stone remaining```
#5832 Alex: Anyways
#4265 dropperz: !build dam 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough stone, needed at least 1000 tons. ```
#9610 justin: anyways
#4265 dropperz: !buy stone 5000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 5000 stone. you have 78448 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 dam. you have 68448 gc, 672 faggots, 3790 tons of stone remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: I hope you asked for him to tenderise his foot
#5596 Sonia: lmao
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 66448 gc, 422 faggots remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !build dam 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 100 dam. you have 724367 gc, 7787 faggots, 2547 tons of stone remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build barracks 30
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 30 barracks. you have 63448 gc, 122 faggots remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build barracks 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 500 faggots. ```
#5596 Sonia: im just gonna laugh everytime he says tenderise
#5383 Darkgroove: This is my new favourite word
#5596 Sonia: otherwise i'll cry
#4265 dropperz: !build forrest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#9576 Lame123: anywho
#5832 Alex: lols
#4265 dropperz: !buying forest 100
#5832 Alex: Lime please
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 forest. you have 60448 gc remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 250
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 2500 acres. try !annex? ```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 150
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 1500 acres. try !annex? ```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 1000 acres. try !annex? ```
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 75
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 750 acres. try !annex? ```
#5596 Sonia: anyways
#9576 Lame123: chill dills
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 15:70 annexed!```
#9610 justin: ive been saying "bud" a lot in real life
#7986 Belumoth: Where's the good shit?
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 15:73 annexed! land at 15:72 annexed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed! you cannot annex new land until you have sufficient people to do so. 16 more people needed!```
#9610 justin: ive decided to cahnge carls name to bud
#5383 Darkgroove: How do you tenderise lamb Sonia?
#5832 Alex: oh no
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 forest. you have 57448 gc remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 250 faggots. ```
#9576 Lame123: in the butt
#5383 Darkgroove: What about the fish tank
#4265 dropperz: !buy wood 250
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 250 wood. you have 56708 gc in your coffers```
#5383 Darkgroove: It says Carl on it
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 54708 gc, 122 faggots remaining```
#9610 justin: gonna write over it
#4265 dropperz: !buy water 10000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 10000 water. you have 44808 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 4621 flagons of wine and 3697 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 316 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot have an orgy without a sufficient drink first. you need at least 6201 liters of water.```
#5383 Darkgroove: Use a sharpie
#4265 dropperz: !buy water 6201
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 6201 water. you have 41770 gc in your coffers```
#9610 justin: or ill just name the tank carl
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#9610 justin: and the fish bud
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 250 faggots. ```
#5383 Darkgroove: LOL
#4265 dropperz: !buy wood 1000
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: bought 1000 wood. you have 38810 gc in your coffers```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#5832 Alex: makes sense... too much sense
#4265 dropperz: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 500 acres. try !annex? ```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 14:73 annexed!```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 5
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: land at 8:66 annexed! land at 8:68 annexed! land at 10:66 annexed! land at 9:66 annexed! land at 8:67 annexed!```
#4265 dropperz: !autoannex 10

 

#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#7039 Sephiroth878: excellent
#9610 justin: ill post a bud update tonite
#4265 dropperz: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 house. you have 26810 gc, 622 faggots remaining```
#5596 Sonia: I had a phase where I used to say "man"... because of my ex. I hated it
#9610 justin: where i explain all this
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people cannot breed because you lack housing.```
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 24810 gc, 372 faggots remaining```
#5383 Darkgroove: has anyone ever come home and found their fish tenderised?
#5832 Alex: Don't have a cow, man
#4265 dropperz: !build house 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 500 faggots. ```
#4265 dropperz: !build house 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 50 house. you have 22810 gc, 122 faggots remaining```
#4265 dropperz: !yolo
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: your people throw a massive feast, consuming 6201 flagons of wine and 4961 servings of food. after eating they retire to the orgarium for dirty cuddles. 593 new people were subsequently added to your kingdom's population.```
#5832 Alex: I don't think I say any words a lot but yeah lol
#4265 dropperz: !build mine 50
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: not enough wood, needed at least 250 faggots. ```
#5832 Alex: Everyone I text ends up texting the way I do
#7039 Sephiroth878: I tend to say "calm down turbo" when someone is doing too much
#4265 dropperz: !build forest 100
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: built 100 forest. you have 19810 gc remaining```
#7986 Belumoth: !m
#4265 dropperz: !build forrest 250
#6890 ShinBot:
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#dropperz: invalid building type specified. try !buildings for a list of valid buildings```
#5383 Darkgroove: Turbo?
#7039 Sephiroth878: thats my saying of choice
#5832 Alex: It's flattering but at the same time.. idk...
#7039 Sephiroth878: Yes turbo
#5383 Darkgroove: Listen mate
#9610 justin: listen bud
#7039 Sephiroth878: all ears
#5383 Darkgroove: Perhaps you are the one who needs to calm down
#4265 dropperz: !turn
#4265 dropperz: lolol
#7039 Sephiroth878: LOL
#5596 Sonia: listen man
#9610 justin: literally dg i will fuck ur face up
#3056 n4n0teh: So I just realized that the logs for this get dumped in the spam forum
#3056 n4n0teh: #TIL
#9610 justin: yea
#5596 Sonia: yep
#9610 justin: can u stop
#9610 justin: that shit
#9610 justin: please
#9610 justin: its annoying as fuck
#5383 Darkgroove:
#3056 n4n0teh: Stop
#5596 Sonia:
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: shit
#3056 n4n0teh: dude
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: are
#5832 Alex: I don't think anyone is going to read that
#3056 n4n0teh: you
#3056 n4n0teh: talking
#3056 n4n0teh: about
#3056 n4n0teh: huh?
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#4265 dropperz: wow leaking me in spam forum??
#5383 Darkgroove: You think
#4265 dropperz: reported
#4265 dropperz: report
#3056 n4n0teh: huh
#3056 n4n0teh: waht
#3056 n4n0teh: huh
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#4265 dropperz: report
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#3056 n4n0teh: what
#5832 Alex: a
#5832 Alex: b
#5832 Alex: c
#5596 Sonia: i skim through it, but most of it is kingdoms crap
#5383 Darkgroove: You can handle this
#5832 Alex: d
#4265 dropperz: e
#9610 justin: god this guy is annoying
#4265 dropperz: f
#4265 dropperz: g
#7039 Sephiroth878: get it nano
#4265 dropperz: h
#1129 WorldTurner: !turn
#1129 WorldTurner: ```The world has turned. Check your !report```
#4265 dropperz: i
#4265 dropperz: j
#4265 dropperz: k
#4265 dropperz: l
#3056 n4n0teh: seriously though
#4265 dropperz: m

 

this is the worst update sythe has ever seen

 

#4265 dropperz: q
#4265 dropperz: r
#4265 dropperz: s
#4265 dropperz: t
#5596 Sonia: n4n0 why
#5832 Alex: Yeah
#4265 dropperz: u
#4265 dropperz: v
#5596 Sonia: n4n0 why
#5596 Sonia: n4n0 why
#4265 dropperz: w
#5596 Sonia: n4n0 whyn4n0 whyn4n0 whyn4n0 whyn4n0 why
#4265 dropperz: x
#4265 dropperz: y
#4265 dropperz: z
#5832 Alex: that's probably why he's doing it
#7856 Unfortunate: In America calling a dude mate is calling him your gay partner
#3056 n4n0teh: ^
#9610 justin: seriously though stop it from being the first thread in the spam forum all the time
#7039 Sephiroth878: i think that should probably change lol
#4265 dropperz: y
#4265 dropperz: x
#4265 dropperz: w
#4265 dropperz: !rank
#3056 n4n0teh: Pretty sure that's why
#4265 dropperz: !rank
#5596 Sonia: o right
#3056 n4n0teh: He's doing it for SEO purposes
#9610 justin: either make it not show up on homepage or just remove it
#4265 dropperz: !imgur n4n0 x sonia
#4265 dropperz: wtfff
#3056 n4n0teh: Giggity
#4265 dropperz: add imgur bot back
#5596 Sonia: omg wth is your problem
#3056 n4n0teh: Can't
#3056 n4n0teh: Richard booted it
#9610 justin: 9/10 times im on sythe homepage "dsicrod log" is thef irst thread in spam forum
#3056 n4n0teh: He no like teh bot
#3056 n4n0teh:
#4265 dropperz: richards gay
#7039 Sephiroth878: what kind of scraping is it doing. Can it at least filter usernames?
#4265 dropperz: acting like he owns this place..
#3056 n4n0teh: Nope
#3056 n4n0teh: It's scraping everything
#7039 Sephiroth878: thats unfortunate
#3056 n4n0teh: #4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: you do not have enough free space in your kingdom, needed at least 100000 acres. try !annex? not enough stone, needed at least 50000 tons. not enough wood, needed at least 150000 faggots. ``` #7039 Sephiroth878: no thats retarded. French fries are either that or called fries #7039 Sephiroth878: not chips #5832 Alex: Speaking of what should I eat tonight at 3 am #7039 Sephiroth878: chips are baked and thin #7986 Belumoth: !build stable 300 #5832 Alex: going to go Pokemon hunting #4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: built 300 stable. you have 2118721 gc, 507 faggots, 12167 tons of stone remaining``` #9576 Lame123: im a chunky monkey
#5383 Darkgroove: Justin is mad
#7039 Sephiroth878: kind of invasive but i digress
#5596 Sonia: i can't see how many SF posts discordbot has, his areas/miniranks is broken
#5383 Darkgroove: Don't get Justin mad
#3056 n4n0teh: You're posting on a public medium
#3056 n4n0teh: Nothing invasive about it
#7039 Sephiroth878: lol
#7039 Sephiroth878: Touche sir
#3056 n4n0teh: It's already here for the world to see
#5383 Darkgroove: Hell fuck your face up
#5596 Sonia: it would be fun if it recorded pms
#3056 n4n0teh: Now it's just being cataloged on google
#5596 Sonia: now thats invasive
#4265 dropperz: all the nudes ive sent peple
#3056 n4n0teh: Like your face
#4265 dropperz: oh god
#4265 dropperz: ...
#7039 Sephiroth878: thats what i kind of meant
#5596 Sonia: what did you say about my face??
#7039 Sephiroth878: but either way
#4265 dropperz: your face is manly
#5383 Darkgroove: I said it looks like it's been tenderised
#4265 dropperz: why am i not in CDT
#5596 Sonia: omg..
#4265 dropperz: this is rigged
#3056 n4n0teh: I said your face is invasive
#3056 n4n0teh:
#3056 n4n0teh: DO YOU HEAR ME
#5596 Sonia:
#3056 n4n0teh: YOUR FACE
#5383 Darkgroove: Do it n4n0
#3056 n4n0teh: This discord's poppin now though
#5383 Darkgroove: Tenderise sonia
#3056 n4n0teh: I liek it
#4265 dropperz: sonia if u dont vote yes to me to join CDT im never swapping with u...
#5383 Darkgroove: In front of all of us
#3056 n4n0teh:
#3056 n4n0teh: Vetoed.
#0271 Daddy: Nano hitting on the little furry boy smh
#3056 n4n0teh: kthnx
#3056 n4n0teh: Try again later.
#4265 dropperz: NO
#3056 n4n0teh: wanna cuddle?
#4265 dropperz: u just lost a follower on twitch
#3056 n4n0teh: That discord tag... fitting
#5596 Sonia: im gonna go back to my corner
#4265 dropperz: gf
#7986 Belumoth: !report
#4517 Kingdoms: ```#Belumoth: You are playing Kingdoms, the age of #2016, the world is 202 turns old. Your last report was generated 0.1 hours ago: your kingdom has been updated! here's what happened in the last round: 7240 gc were added to your coffers! you now have 731607 gc 35303 bushels were added to your food stocks. 167256 liters of water flowed into to your dams 33995 bushels of food and 167256 liters of water were consumed by your population. your food stock is now 1308 bushels and your water stock is now 0 172694 more liters were needed this round to sustain your population. make more dams! as a result of dehydration 1 civilians and 2268 soldiers died! 3394 new people were added to your civilian population, you now have 14708 people 0 new soldiers were added to your military, you now have 20412 soldiers 2 new horses were added to your stables, you now have 3 horses your military is unable to expand further because you only have 381 barracks 10890 faggots of lumber were harvested 440 ton of stone was extracted 7380 bars of iron were mined 1375 weapons were produced. your iron stocks are now 13397 500 magical runes were produced your kingdom has the following magical items in its possession: time turner with 20 uses remaining ```
#7039 Sephiroth878: tfw
#5832 Alex: Yeah true lol
#3056 n4n0teh: RIP twitch follower
#5596 Sonia: Wtf, you dont even swap with me
#4265 dropperz: #!ban
#0271 Daddy: where'd your hairline go m8

 

chat logs don't count as evidence you fuck.

 

@Shin
<3 love you

 

this is fine

 

why is this here

 

shut up sally

 

bot is broken

 

the fuck is this

 

fucking idiots attempting to be edgy

 

bump

 

bonk

 

bump

 

#0271 Daddy: where'd your hairline go m8

 

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