how do i pray the gay away?

I want to start off by saying i'm not gay but I get gay tendencies, we've all got that one time at band camp where our friend has stuck a flute in our ass but this is taking it to the extreme. i'll be watching tv and all of a sudden I have a remote stuck in my ass or playing on the computer and i try to put the keyboard in my ass but it wont fit so i keep trying and I want to make it all stop, if u have suggestion please let me know.

 

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

 

it sounds like your ass is the common denominator here. have you considered getting it removed?

 

Requesting lock on this thread cause this guy is a faggot and god hates gays

tell a girl to get rid of her vegina and see what she say? thats what i thought..

 

I think i figured out why god supposedly hates gays, and I think we have the same mind set, theoretically making me a god. He wants all the dicks to himself, what a whore he's, but I can't blame him.

 

i didn't understand this


Pick up a toy cow and stick that in your behind. So then whenever you try attempt to stick anything else in the toy cow will eat it.

 

I want the real thing

 

you should try the real thing

 

i think the answer here is lube

 

lube dose answer a lot of problems but i don't think this is one

 

have u tried turning it off and on again

 

looks so shoped ... but i think id still buy it wonder if i can get ti for s7

 

If there's ever a question of whether there should be more lube, the answer is always yes

 

Summer Camp | The Naming Project There you go mate.

 

I like girls

 

Thanks, i'll see you their.

 

that's all I saw here.

 

Anyone else been to summer camp this year?