How many times did you fart today?

Just thought y'all should know cause y'all my niggas and real niggas count their farts

 

I can tell you wanted to make a sf thread but didn't know what to talk about

 

hhaahahhhaahaha @Kiro i fucking love you lmao

 

I love myself too

 

I voted 10 or less, however when I get back on the protein shakes it will be 10 or more lol xd

 

i got cured from aids 3 years ago...

...after reading this thread i got it back


thanks

 

Guess I farted like 3 times today, might be a bit more or less. Glad they weren't wet farts though. Any more info?

 

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

 

69 Cx

 

Holy shit mate, I haven't heard from you in ages

 

bump guys tell me how many times u farted