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hello from russia
  1. Unread #1 - May 7, 2016 at 3:32 PM
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    hello from russia

    forgive english, i am Russia.
    i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
    We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
    I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
     
  3. Unread #2 - May 7, 2016 at 3:36 PM
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  5. Unread #3 - May 7, 2016 at 3:41 PM
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    hello from russia

    u from russia two u look like gay my mom disown me let us meet up u look sex i take sex and give sex to u
     
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  13. Unread #7 - May 7, 2016 at 3:58 PM
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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I&#8217;ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I&#8217;ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I&#8217;m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You&#8217;re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that&#8217;s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little &#8220;clever&#8221; comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn&#8217;t, you didn&#8217;t, and now you&#8217;re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You&#8217;re fucking dead, kiddo.
     
  19. Unread #10 - May 7, 2016 at 4:32 PM
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    In a huge pond, there lived many fish. They were arrogant and never listened to anyone. In this pond, there also lived a kind-hearted crocodile.

    He advised the fish, &#8220;It does not pay to be arrogant and overconfident. It could be your downfall." But the fish never listened to him. &#8220;There is that crocodile, advising us again," they would say.

    One afternoon, the crocodile was resting beside a stone near the pond, when two fishermen stopped there to drink water.

    The fishermen noticed that the pond had many fish. &#8220;Look! This pond is full of fish. Let&#8217;s come here tomorrow with our fishing net," said one of them. &#8220;I am surprised we have not seen this place before!" exclaimed the other.

    The crocodile heard all this. When the fishermen left, he slowly slipped into the pond and went straight to the fish. &#8220;You all had better leave this pond before dawn. Early morning those two fishermen are going to come to this pond with their net," warned the crocodile.

    But the fish just laughed and said, &#8220;There have been many fishermen who have tried to catch us. These two are not going to catch us either. Do not you worry about us, Mr. Crocodile," they said in a mocking voice.

    The next morning, the fishermen came and threw their net in the pond. The nets were big and strong. Very soon all the fish were caught. &#8220;If only we had listened to Mr. Crocodile. He had only wanted to help. For our arrogance we have to pay with our lives," said the fish.

    The fishermen took the foolish fish to the market and sold them for a good profit.
     
  21. Unread #11 - May 7, 2016 at 4:37 PM
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  23. Unread #12 - May 7, 2016 at 7:36 PM
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    What the fuck, did you just call me, you little bitch? I&#8217;ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the reaction&#8482; Brigade, and I&#8217;ve been involved in secret raids on sythe, and I have over 300 confirmed copyright strikes. My lawyers are trained in copyright warfare and I&#8217;m the biggest bitch in the entire US reaction&#8482; Brigade. You are nothing to me but just another copyright infringement. I will take your account down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with reacting&#8482; to shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of lawyers across the USA and your account is being copyright striked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You&#8217;re fucking dead, kid. My lawyers can be anywhere, anytime, and they can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that&#8217;s just with their bare reactions&#8482;. Not only are they extensively trained in screwing you out of your money, but they have access to the entirety of the fucktons of money sythe has given me for doing jack shit, and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of sythe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little &#8220;clever&#8221; reaction&#8482; was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn&#8217;t, and now you&#8217;re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My lawyers and I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You&#8217;re fucking sued, kiddo.
     
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  27. Unread #14 - May 7, 2016 at 7:46 PM
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    Next time one of you fucking internet fags call my 12 year old son autistic I will be notifying the police. My son is mentally handicapped, NOT AUTISTIC... his mother left him at a young age if you dare talk to him like that again I will be at all of your houses to teach you a lesson about calling my son autistic. I'm currently 40 years old and I have no time to deal with this nonsense, my precious kid is in his room contemplating suicide now. You guys must feel big now, huh? And guess what? His grandpa just passed away so he not in a good state of mind right now, don't harass kids on the internet unless you know the whole story.
     
  29. Unread #15 - May 7, 2016 at 7:48 PM
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    What the fuck did you just mansplain to me, you privileged white shitlord? I'll have you know I graduated top of my womyn studies class, and I've been involved in a number of secret raids on 4Chan, and I have over 300 confirmed triggers. I am trained in fat acceptance activism and am the top blogger in the entire Tumblrverse. You are nothing to me but another oppressor. I will doxx you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on social media, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with triggering my feelz over the internet? Think again, cissy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of curvy pussy punk gurls accross Tumblr and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the protesting, rapist. The protest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cisheteronormative white supremacy rape patriarchy. You're fucking called out, shitlord. I can blog anywhere, anytime, and I can doxx you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed blogging, but I have access to the entire collection of male tears mugs of Tumblr users and I will fill them to their full extent to drown your miserable fat shaming neck bearded virgin ass off the face of the continent, you little fuckboi. If only you could have known what righteously indignant retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not misgendered me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn ablest slur redacted. I will blog fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking triggering, kiddo.
     
  31. Unread #16 - May 8, 2016 at 3:04 AM
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  33. Unread #17 - May 8, 2016 at 5:48 AM
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    What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
     
  35. Unread #18 - Jan 28, 2017 at 9:02 PM
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