Need a good laugh?

Eric Lawson · Apr 2, 2016

This is a bit of the conversation i had with a very..... flexible and understanding person who clearly is capable of rational thoughts and reading. After this skype conversation, me and the person I sold the name to had to get into a call where i then destroyed his life.

Background info:
I am selling a username for a friend, I will be mming the trade and getting a cut of the sale. In order for me to get a cut of the sale, i must middleman the trade otherwise what the hell was the point of all the work i'm doing negotiating, making the sale, and mming the trade when someone else is mming? This person comes into here basically telling me that he is going to be coming up with the prices, that he will be the dude who is in charge of my actions telling me to find a middleman even though i made it pretty clear that i must be the mm for the trade, otherwise he does not even have to do the trade (made that very clear).

[11:49:21 AM] *** [ Censored ] would like to add you on Skype

Hi Eric Lawson, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[11:49:25 AM] *** Eric Lawson has shared contact details with [ Censored ]. ***
[11:51:00 AM] Eric Lawson: hello, how can I help you
[10:38:36 PM] [ Censored ]: u sell rsns rare
[10:39:09 PM] Eric Lawson: I sell usernames on sythe yes
[10:45:03 PM] [ Censored ]: I know
[10:45:07 PM] [ Censored ]: what names are for sale
[10:45:26 PM] Eric Lawson: well, what is your budget and what kind of names do you like?
[10:46:08 PM] [ Censored ]: depends on how many letters are in the name. prices will vary
[10:46:53 PM] Eric Lawson: what?
[10:47:03 PM] Eric Lawson: I'm asking what you want to spend
[10:47:20 PM] [ Censored ]: enough tbh
[10:47:31 PM] Eric Lawson: 500m+ 07?
[10:47:35 PM] [ Censored ]: L O L ?
[10:47:37 PM] [ Censored ]: pfft
[10:47:40 PM] [ Censored ]: hell no
[10:47:49 PM] Eric Lawson: well I have a name that has been sold 2 times for 1k irl
[10:47:54 PM] Eric Lawson: so that's y I ask
[10:47:57 PM] [ Censored ]: ok
[10:48:06 PM] [ Censored ]: im not spending no more then 100 on a 2 letter name
[10:48:25 PM] Eric Lawson: only 2 letter I can offer is "[ Censored username ]"
[10:48:54 PM] [ Censored ]: 60m 07
[10:49:40 PM] [ Censored ]: is most I go
[10:49:56 PM] Eric Lawson: well then i thank you for your time
[10:50:13 PM] [ Censored ]: how much were u lookin for
[10:51:03 PM] Eric Lawson: i am a mm for this name sale, another person has possession of the name, he will sell at 100m 07, only reason i even mentioned it tbh.
[10:52:08 PM] [ Censored ]: Ok we will use a middle man when the time comes I will get the money asap.
[10:52:49 PM] Eric Lawson: the only reason i am selling it for him is because i am getting a cut of it, i cannot get any cut if i don't mm...
[10:52:58 PM] Eric Lawson: but if that's not what your co[ Censored username ]ortable with that's fine
[10:53:16 PM] [ Censored ]: lol
[10:54:08 PM] [ Censored ]: link ur sythe thread please
[10:54:25 PM] Eric Lawson: http://www.sythe.org/name-sales/179...ell-50-donator-95-vouches-100-names-sold.html
[10:55:06 PM] [ Censored ]: 50$donator . . .. . .
[10:55:08 PM] [ Censored ]: typical
[10:55:30 PM] Eric Lawson: are you like against me or something?
[10:55:39 PM] Eric Lawson: i don't understand where this is even coming from?
[10:55:39 PM] [ Censored ]: as the thread show u are the name seller and not a middle man
[10:56:04 PM] Eric Lawson: .....
[10:56:10 PM] Eric Lawson: clearly you didn't even read it
[10:56:34 PM] [ Censored ]: lbtw
[10:56:37 PM] [ Censored ]: did u take a name called [ Censored Username ]
[10:56:45 PM] Eric Lawson: no
[10:58:14 PM] [ Censored ]: well
[10:58:18 PM] [ Censored ]: u find a middle man
[10:58:21 PM] [ Censored ]: ill give u an extra 10mil
[10:58:27 PM] [ Censored ]: im not using you though
[10:58:29 PM] [ Censored ]: hell naw
[10:58:46 PM] [ Censored ]: u on some stupit shit think im about to trade u 100$
[10:58:54 PM] [ Censored ]: wit a 50$ donar
[10:59:07 PM] Eric Lawson: l[ Censored username ]ao....
[10:59:16 PM] Eric Lawson: yea because $50 is all i have to my name right
[10:59:24 PM] Eric Lawson: not the year + work i put into making this business
[10:59:29 PM] Eric Lawson: not the 120+ names ive sold
[10:59:31 PM] Eric Lawson: no
[10:59:42 PM] [ Censored ]: sorry
[10:59:46 PM] Eric Lawson: its the less than 1% profit i made donating
[10:59:49 PM] Eric Lawson: no idc
[10:59:51 PM] [ Censored ]: another middle man andi ll give u ur comission
[10:59:56 PM] [ Censored ]: not trading u 100 though
[11:00:00 PM] [ Censored ]: no sir
[11:00:04 PM] Eric Lawson: i don't want you to
[11:00:13 PM] [ Censored ]: if u aint gonna do it like that imam just post u up on sythe reports
[11:00:18 PM] [ Censored ]: show them our conversations scamming ass
[11:01:04 PM] [ Censored ]: imam post it on ur thread too
[11:01:08 PM] Eric Lawson: lol ok threaten me because I'm refusing a sale? because your unable to negotiate and are unable to read my thread, clearly has not read terms of service, nor have you shown me any signs of you even being a legit customer.
[11:01:21 PM] Eric Lawson: please report me
[11:01:35 PM] [ Censored ]: im not threatening u im just stating facts
[11:01:45 PM] [ Censored ]: im just warning u what ur getting urself into
[11:01:55 PM] Eric Lawson: what have i done that is worthy of a report?
[11:01:55 PM] [ Censored ]: don't think ur talking to some 14 year old lil boi
[11:02:22 PM] [ Censored ]: u have a name sales but, you're saying the names aren't yours so therefore your scamming
[11:02:34 PM] Eric Lawson: ask joshuagg to name 5 names, he will delete you
[11:02:35 PM] [ Censored ]: im not even gonna rap nigga ill explain it on the report
[11:02:40 PM] Eric Lawson: call u a sniper
[11:02:42 PM] Eric Lawson: and flame u
[11:02:43 PM] Eric Lawson: 100%
[11:02:45 PM] Eric Lawson: I'm being nice
[11:02:54 PM] [ Censored ]: Joshua a skid too
[11:02:56 PM] [ Censored ]: got his ass blocked
[11:03:13 PM] [ Censored ]: ure next
[11:03:14 PM] Eric Lawson: dunworry too? glarex?
[11:03:19 PM] [ Censored ]: nope
[11:03:20 PM] [ Censored ]: just u 2
[11:03:26 PM] [ Censored ]: u and joshua
[11:04:11 PM] Eric Lawson: haha ok i never want to talk to you again, you have never even done a trade with me. You come in here and tell me how to run my business and I'm in the wrong? haha ok please teach me
[11:04:25 PM] Eric Lawson: because 35k views is clearly not enough
[11:04:28 PM] [ Censored ]: not telling u anything other than the fact ur trying to scam people
[11:04:31 PM] Eric Lawson: 2nd most viewed thread on the section
[11:04:37 PM] Eric Lawson: must be doing it wrong though
[11:04:43 PM] Eric Lawson: haha
[11:04:56 PM] Eric Lawson: out of the 120+ names ive sold
[11:05:00 PM] Eric Lawson: uk how many were sniped?
[11:05:00 PM] [ Censored ]: u run a "business" when the name aren't even your's
[11:05:06 PM] [ Censored ]: now you're pretending to be a middle man
[11:05:14 PM] [ Censored ]: when you're a 50$ typical donator on the forums
[11:05:27 PM] Eric Lawson: LOL
[11:05:42 PM] Eric Lawson: are you accusing me of not having any legit customers?
[11:05:54 PM] Eric Lawson: because the 100 vouches are all fake right?
[11:06:06 PM] [ Censored ]: I don't give a fuck what u have kid
[11:06:08 PM] [ Censored ]: u hear me
[11:06:10 PM] [ Censored ]: ?
[11:06:17 PM] Eric Lawson: u run a "business" when the name aren't even your's
[11:06:19 PM] [ Censored ]: why do u continue to repeat urself
[11:06:23 PM] Eric Lawson: what does that mean to you?
[11:06:32 PM] [ Censored ]: ?
[11:06:33 PM] Eric Lawson: i have not said anything twice
[11:06:42 PM] [ Censored ]: u sound mentally ill
[11:06:55 PM] Eric Lawson: you cant even hear me how can i sound like anything at all?
[11:07:01 PM] [ Censored ]: u think anyones gonna trade u 100m lol stupid fuck u aint no middle man
[11:07:15 PM] Eric Lawson: i have been given much more than that
[11:07:27 PM] [ Censored ]: not you're trying to justify what I just typed to make urself sound smart
[11:07:42 PM] Eric Lawson: i don't need to sound smart in front of you at all
[11:07:46 PM] [ Censored ]: as if I heard u say anything? NO , u can type and be mentally ill u dumb ass nigga
[11:08:06 PM] Eric Lawson: u sound mentally ill
[11:08:14 PM] Eric Lawson: clearly someone else is mentally ill here
[11:08:33 PM] [ Censored ]: don't try to justify what I just said when we both are in the state of typing
[11:09:23 PM] Eric Lawson: so ive just been sitting on sythe selling names for a year straight to wait for "[ Censored ]" to stroll around to scam for 100m
[11:09:33 PM] Eric Lawson: yea i have better things to do
[11:09:47 PM] [ Censored ]: believe it or not I Know a lot of 500$ donators that try to scam me before
[11:10:51 PM] Eric Lawson: then I'm sorry you have had bad experiences, but why do you simply categorize me in with them without even giving me a chance? i have told you 1 name and i swear you are about to put a hit out on me
[11:11:48 PM] [ Censored ]: you're not willing to come to an agreement so therefore im intentionally calling you a scammer
[11:12:05 PM] [ Censored ]: you wanted a profit out of the trade and im willing to pay you a commission for the trade
[11:12:11 PM] [ Censored ]: but you aren't going to hold the 100mil ever
[11:12:17 PM] [ Censored ]: you aren't no middle man
[11:12:22 PM] [ Censored ]: wheather u want to think that or not
[11:12:35 PM] Eric Lawson: i don't even want to sell you the name, i honestly want to just talk at this point
[11:12:40 PM] [ Censored ]: lets not talk about u being a middle man and if u aren't or are.
[11:12:41 PM] Eric Lawson: to understand where you are coming from
[11:13:06 PM] [ Censored ]: do you want 10% out of the trade si or no ?
[11:13:12 PM] [ Censored ]: that's what u wanted right
[11:13:32 PM] [ Censored ]: the only reason i am selling it for him is because i am getting a cut of it, i cannot get any cut if i don't mm...
[11:13:46 PM] Eric Lawson: i have mmed name sales before, idc what you take that as but i have. I am getting more than 10m out of it too
[11:13:55 PM] [ Censored ]: there isn't no way out of it, or around it, you said what u said .
[11:14:14 PM] [ Censored ]: LoL
[11:14:22 PM] [ Censored ]: a cut would be 10%
[11:14:24 PM] [ Censored ]: sorry
[11:14:39 PM] [ Censored ]: you just mad cuz you trying to hold your own lmao
[11:14:48 PM] [ Censored ]: so you don't look like a scammer )
[11:14:56 PM] [ Censored ]: but really you are
[11:15:03 PM] Eric Lawson: haha ok dude
[11:15:06 PM] [ Censored ]: 94.) perc*ption - 100m
[11:15:09 PM] [ Censored ]: perception
[11:15:13 PM] [ Censored ]: was sold for 100m ?
[11:15:18 PM] [ Censored ]: hmmm
[11:15:19 PM] Eric Lawson: want to pm him and ask? for 100m rs3
[11:15:30 PM] [ Censored ]: I happen to know the owner of this name 94.) perc*ption - 100m
[11:15:35 PM] [ Censored ]: he told me he bought it for 10mil 07
[11:15:38 PM] [ Censored ]: lO L 0O0LO0L
[11:15:42 PM] Eric Lawson: 1 sec
[11:15:46 PM] [ Censored ]: and u put it up as 100m
[11:15:52 PM] [ Censored ]: ur the jokester man
[11:16:13 PM] Eric Lawson: [3/29/2016 12:25:38 AM] Eric Lawson: id do for 20m 07 tbh
[3/29/2016 12:25:43 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: 18 ?
[3/29/2016 12:25:58 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: ok ok
[3/29/2016 12:25:59 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: 19
[3/29/2016 12:26:12 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: l0l
[3/29/2016 12:26:13 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: Ight
[3/29/2016 12:26:13 AM] Eric Lawson: was about to type 19 lowest id go
[3/29/2016 12:26:13 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: we
[3/29/2016 12:26:14 AM] [ Censored username 2 ]: got a deal
[11:16:23 PM] Eric Lawson: wanna say anymore?
[11:16:34 PM] Eric Lawson: clearly you don't know what your talking about
[11:16:34 PM] [ Censored ]: I do
[11:16:36 PM] [ Censored ]: he bought it for 10mil
[11:16:44 PM] [ Censored ]: hold on
[11:16:48 PM] [ Censored ]: ill get his conversation
[11:16:50 PM] [ Censored ]: since we doing this way
[11:16:51 PM] Eric Lawson: please do
[11:16:54 PM] [ Censored ]: either way u put it up for 100m
[11:16:56 PM] [ Censored ]: on ur thread
[11:17:01 PM] [ Censored ]: jokin ass tbh
[11:17:18 PM] Eric Lawson: 100m rs3 is 20m 07 1:5
[11:17:39 PM] [ Censored ]: he paid 10mil 07
[11:17:42 PM] [ Censored ]: im getting the convo right now
[11:17:43 PM] [ Censored ]: just wait
[11:17:55 PM | Edited 11:17:51 PM] Eric Lawson: i made the sale? how can you be so certain?
[11:18:23 PM] [ Censored ]: he paid u 95m rs3
[11:18:25 PM] [ Censored ]: not 100m
[11:20:25 PM] [ Censored ]: you can meet me any world and show me u have the name
[11:20:29 PM] [ Censored ]: [ Censored username ]
[11:21:59 PM] [ Censored ]: IT was a 20m name