You know you are alpha when

You get a sweet ass user title without having to pay the $50 donation fee

 

you know you're alpha when you're self confident and don't need to justify yourself

 

you know you're alpha when you use someone elses progress pics and say its you

 

Somebody is jelly that he donated $500+ to an outdated runescape gold buying forum and his user title still isn't as cool as mine, you disgusting melting hippo.

 

You know you are alpha when you get triggered from the spam forum.

 

It's the default usertitle, unlike you, I don't need one to stand out.

 

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Sure you haven't donated $50 on this account, but what about on your other ones?

 

Fancy animated avatar, fancy name title, $500+ donor, SVU, 10+ mini ranks, 4,000 post count, reporting ban evaders at a daily basis and spending several hours online everyday on this forum. You don't need to stand out?

Jesus christ man you are living the fucking life, Runescape tab on a monitor and Sythe on the second monitor , what else can you ask for?

Only thing left to do is to

• Have an actual social life
• Get your first kiss
• Get your first girlfriend
• Lose your virginity
• Lose that disgusting fat from your overweight and inactive body
• Clean the hot pocket containers off your room
• Take your monthly shower
• purchase a new wardrobe that doesn't include t-shirts from wal-mart and target with edgy System of a Down and Legend of Zelda logos
• Shave the neckbeard and your disgusting pubes

Now you are all set to be a normal functioning member of society! Too bad that having a face that only a blind mother could love, and severe Asperger's and Autism can't be cured.

 

I have down syndrome, please be nice to me

 

You know you're a choch when this list is what you think contributing to society is lol

 

Why you keep editing your insults bro? Trying to impress Gracious so you can keep sucking his dick? Fucking boot licker.

 

I don't know this guy. He wouldn't give me a deal on a account so fuck him. I just know/hate your type. Well the type or person your pretending/faking to be lmao. Why don't you find some lover boy on google your hot for and post him on here and tell me your him again. Wasn't that fun for you? Your a twat kid nothing else I'd back hand the fuck out of you.

That fancy list you made will be the hardest work your weak little shit boy frame will put in this month.

Just because some Guido fucks fucked with you in highschool doesn't mean u need to pretend to be like them on a public forum.

case closed lata kid.

 

I laughed in real life, thanks Mr. Aids

 

Man you're really trying too hard on this lol, just shows how much you care about your e-penis

 

the hell is this shit

 

Requesting a thread lock pl0x I've been roasted by the roast master