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some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

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  1. JohnK

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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    • if there are 3 urinals in the bathroom, always pee in the middle one. beta plebs will be too scared to use urinals right beside you, the undisputed alpha triumphantly peeing in glorious reign

    • when you are in the gym, don't forget to let out your valiant war cry and make really loud noises when you are working out. all the beta plebs will be able to detect a true alpha by the mere sound of their unnecessary workout noises

    • always talk about how girls are head over heels for you, even if you haven't touched the thing they call a woman except your mother in your life. the way you always boast about girls ungodly lust for you is not at all a sign of insecurity and a lack thereof

    • oh wow, a girl liked your shitty instagram or facebook post? it definitely means she is into you. go in for the kill, full speed ahead batman. convince yourself she's totally into you and then do nothing about it, it always works.


    i wish you all the best on your pursuits to becoming a real, true blue undisputed alpha male. individual results may vary
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    Always look at females in the eyes, bitches love that shit

    Walk with your shoulders slightly leaned backwards and with your chest popped out to the front

    Lift weights

    Drive with only one hand

    Never ask for things, instead re-word your sentences to show your confidence and dominant personality, for example: WRONG: "Can I have a napkin?"
    RIGHT: "Bitch clean my dirty ass lips"

    If a woman doesn't text you back in 12 minutes, next that bitch, block her number, and spit on her mother's grave, you don't have time for that bullshit

    When participating in a male only conversation, make your #1 priority to make fun of the weakest and smallest guy in the group as often as you can. You have to establish your dominance over those beta males

    Scam people on sythe, fucking beta males trusting you with their money, it's the only way they will ever learn

    But most important of all, you know you are alpha as fuck when the owner of this website donates $50 on your behalf because he realized you are the alpha male and you run this site

    k thx bye
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

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    • if there are 3 feminists in the bathroom, always pee in the middle one. beta plebs will be too scared to use feminists right beside you, the undisputed faggot triumphantly peeing in glorious reign

    • when you are in the hospital, don't forget to let out your valiant war cry and make really loud noises when you are crying. all the beta plebss will be able to detect a true faggot by the mere sound of their unnecessary faggot noises

    • always talk about how boys are head over heels for you, even if you haven't touched the thing they call another man's penis except your mother in your life. the way you always boast about boys ungodly lust for you is not at all a sign of insecurity and a lack thereof

    • oh wow, a boy liked your shitty instagram or facebook post? it definitely means he is into you. go in for the kill, full speed ahead batman. convince yourself he's totally into you and then do nothing about it, it always works.

     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    Sythe, are you secretly attracted to men? Nothing wrong with it but you can't run from those gay thoughts forever you know? Come out clean I wont judge
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

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    no 1 way: slap a guy's ass and call HIM gay
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    "why are you letting me suck yuor dick bro ur gay af"
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    used that one all the time at lacrosse camp. that and playing the toast game then calling whoever had it to eat it a gay faggot. good times bro.
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    Does it irk anyone else when urinals have really wide barriers? So people have like a 180 degree view of your dick.
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    if ur a real alpha u pull ur pants down completely to piss in the urinal

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    True fact: I am envious to this day of TTB for having a urinal in his house.
     
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    some easy ways to assert your alpha male dominance over beta plebs

    Make sure you always let those beta plebs know that cowboy fuck is looking at you funny across the bar. BBut when confronted about it act like a saint those fucking plebs shouldn't know what angle you're coming at.
     
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