The Wizard Q&A - Your leader is taking questions

Due to now being officially sythe famous, jack goff suggested

Now before you ask let me answer the one we all are here for:

Q: How are you so attractive?
A: I ask myself the same question every day

also note this, I will not be answering all the questions because you guys are just going to repeat the same ones or be very unoriginal again and almost make me quit

 

just stop posting in here

 

tits or gtfo

 

:love: :love: :love: :love:

 

http://www.sythe.org/general-discussion/1930836-fun-russian-roulette-probability-question.html

I smoke you at odds.

 

how many sucks of a wiener does it take you to get your hair gel each morning?

 

Woah, yea bro you smoked me, it only took you 2 hours to look that up and study it enough to explain it for a general discussion post! If only i could aspire to be as great as you.

 

how many sucks of multiple wieners does it take you to get your hair gel each morning?

Far too much shine for one wiener.

 

nice first question, lets find a way to answer this one.

I am sure pureaddiction can answer that one for you, he seems good with knowing how many are required for such an event. I personally do not use that method to gel my hair and i dont think I ever will.

 

1 - good reply, PA definitely knows what he's talking about

2 - i appreciate that you recognize the ween sheen as a commonly-used form of hair gel

 

I didn't have to look up anything, I'm a genius bro.

 

Thanks for the recognition! I'm just unsure of the measurements, really. Eric, how much self-made hair gel can you produce/can you solely produce enough to have your hair as greasy as in your picture?

 

I use a small amount of this usually, but in order to look stupid i took like 3x the amount.

 

I'm really glad you found a style that suits you

 

i dont speak spanish, but i'm pretty sure this says "gel for raised penises"

 

He looks like a raised penis to me, what's the issue here?

 

Q: Do you ever wash your hair?

 

what is hair?