do you wipe your bumhole standing up or sitting down????????????????????????

real question

 

I have a velvet wall I do a cart wheel against to wipe myself, feels very fuzzy, but really awkward when you go over a wet spot.

 

i only allow the finest swedish whores the privilege of wipin me hiney

 

I unroll the toilet paper so i can whipe my ass with the cardboard

 

Sitting down, final wipe other direction standing up. A nice crosshatched smear gnomesaiyan?

 

squating

 

what are you doing Dan

 

I'm swedish, and I'd do a lot of things for attention, but I won't do that.

 

i dont even wipe its exp waste

 

ya i feel that bro, why wipe off something that u can use for a crunchy snack on the go later? wasteful

 

I use a pig m8, brown pig #1

 

standing up yo

 

whos hungry? i should start selling this shit :laugh:

 

Wipe with your hand??? That's why there is soap in the bathroom god

 

Sitting down leaning to one side. Standing just doesn't give the same kind of wipe.

 

I feel those who stand up to wipe often tend to have feces on their ballsack.

 

i stand up put my foot on the toilet seat and pull up my right cheek up with my left hand and look into the mirror while doing it to make sure we are clean

 

1 leg up on the toilet seat gives a good angle

 

Mostly sitting down unless im wearing a dress.

 

I wipe my ass with pinecones that have been laced with reaper pepper extract. Shut all of your whore mouths, or defeat the challenge.