Good instagram caption for a photo you dont remember

i just found a picture of me and my boy ( our facial expressions look like we're 2 kids waking up on christmas morning, high quality in the club ) but i have 0 memory of the photo.. any suggestions

 

Don't do drugs?

 

i feel like thats just something a druggy would say i want to make some chicks and homies crack up when they see it more at the caption than the fact that im pushing my limits in the photo.. i.e- when u realize u left your cat in the dryer ... ( i dont own a cat )

 

u gotta post the pic fam. im good at this shit i got u. i once got laid solely on my Instagram caption. girl came up to me saying "ur caption last night got me so wet" true story haha

 

The club goin' up, on Christmas. Got your girl in my stocking and she choosy.

We got some coal comin' our way

Fuck Santa

I don't remember this pic.

Blacc out

 

haha we are nuts
so random
crazy
fun pic
don't judge
sex me

 

Alcoholism is ruining our lives. I want to stop but I don't know how. Please someone help me take the first step to getting clean.

 

we was so turnt up. swag

 

Locked