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    As punishment for Jim's transgressions his brother Bill replaced him as chief engineer. Over the next 10 years Bill was tasked with building a shuttle and rocket system to take the Glorious People's Republic of Shité to space. Subsequently 93% of the population starved to death because of the reallocation of resources to the space programme.

    In a life size version of "fuck this gay earth" the entire remaining population of Shité (100 people) boarded the shuttle and left to colonize the moon (using "superior kommunist technology".)

    Somehow their rocket launched and the various stages successfully detached allowing the Shitéians to leave earth's atmosphere and gravity. They are currently on a trajectory which will allow them to orbit the moon.

    The Dear Leader is a big music fan and very much likes his music. He has placed Jim in charge of the music department.

    Unfortunately for Jim all musical instruments and tuners were untuned or damaged by xrays and shudder during takeoff. To make matters worse their radio doesn't work either, and they forgot to bring any books.

    Jim's materials are limited to household items because Jim isn't allowed near any engineering equipment after his previous errors. There are three types of instrument on board: Violin, Piano and Guitar, however as already mentioned they have all been randomly untuned.

    The Shitéians are generally good at music and use the chromatic scale in all their music. Help Jim find Middle C so that the instruments can be tuned.

    The ship is kept at 100kPa and 293.15 K. Neither Jim nor any of the other 100 crew and passengers know the exact frequency of any note.
     
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    I'm assuming their location in near orbit affects their ability to find middle C due to, I dunno, atmospheric disparity that translates to differences in sound perception/transmission?
     
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    Incorrect
     
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    well i got to hand it to ya sythe, youve got me googling how sound and wavelengths are different in space at 11:42 pm on a thursday.
     
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    Use pv=nrt

    (100kPa)(100 volume of people aboard)=n(8.3145 gas constant)(293.15K)

    Solve for n moles of being able to hum a soft middle C
     
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    Incorrect
     
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    Take a .5m long cylinder closed on one end, and tune each instrument until the cylinder resonates. Cylinder could be a can of that dried bleach or something similar.
     
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    Jim can't remember the frequency of middle C, but also even if he could that's incorrect.

    I've clarified the problem. Clarifications are added right at the end of the OP.
     
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    Jim need to not get dumb and remember basic instrumental frequencies if he knows music as well as the Shitty people are supposed to.
     
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    Plenty of cultures had music without knowing or necessarily understanding the speed of sound. The Shitéians are one such culture.
     
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    how many keys are on this "piano"?


    edit- also you can't tune a piano without the proper tools, does he even have those tools kekekekekek
     
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    I can answer this in part. Pianos cannot be properly tuned and so he's shit out of luck. Even if he were to find middle C, all other keys radiating from the origin will have compounding error.

    Let's jump ahead and say we've found middle C (hypothesis or evidence for which I haven't had time to research or think about, so I'll come back to it tomorrow).

    Now, strings vibrate on sin waves in order to produce their sound. The frequency is the number of peaks in these sin waves times the fundamental frequency, or the frequency of vibrations when there's only one peak, a property of the type of string the piano uses. Carbon steel, spring steel, cat gut...

    Each different ratio between the pitches have names.
    1 to 2 peaks is called an octave, 2 to 3 is a fifth, and so on, and 8 to 9 is called a whole step (which is essentially one key to the next on the piano scale).

    On single stringed instruments, tuning is a simple matter of traversing the harmonics. For pianos, however, there is a string for each of the 12 semitones of the western scale times 7 because of the amount of keys and octaves.

    Now again, say you have middle C, and you're trying to tune the piano, and you decide to tune using whole steps. 6 whole steps is an octave, which should be the same note at double the frequency.

    f(i)*9/8*9/8*9/8*9/8*9/8*9/8 = (9/8)^6 = 2.0728652... and so on.

    Not 2, and therefore, compounding error will eventually make all high and low notes either audibly flat or sharp.

    Ok, so let's try major thirds, or a step between 4 and 5 peaks in the sin wave of the string.

    f(i)*5/4*5/4*5/4 = (5/4)^3 = 1.953125...

    Don't even trying using halfsteps, or a step between 15 and 16 peaks.

    f(i)*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15*16/15 = (16/15)^12 = 2.17... almost 10% difference.

    These days, usually tuning is accomplished by tuning each individual key by an irrational ratio to the key below it:
    sqrt[12](2) (or however the fuck you write this notation, verbally spoken as "twelfth root of 2")

    As you can probably imagine, this doesn't follow the rational and simple ratios of harmonics. The benefit, however, is that once you traverse 12 keys, you end up with exactly twice the frequency of middle C, which means all keys are equally off key across the entire spectrum, all except for every 12th key.


    In conclusion, and to answer only PART of your question, the piano cannot be tuned using the simple household items he's restricted to, even if he manages to find middle C.

    This means that, when I present my final answer about finding C, and subsequently tuning the instruments, they might as well throw all pianos overboard because he won't have the equipment for tuning to an irrational number.
     
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    I'll certainly agree with you that pianos can't be perfectly tuned. And it's also a useful observation that the pianos cannot generally be used to precisely tune other instruments.

    Also if they ejected the pianos out the airlock it would push them off course and they'd either miss the moon or smack right into it. So that's not a good idea. Maybe best just to ignore the pianos? Or is it?
     
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    I lol'd, ok I'll be back tomorrow. Don't give the answer at least until I've had a shot.
     
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    So for the piano, if you take a very large, long cylindrical shaft and stick it up Jim's butt, he'll play the C note and reveal the true ways of music.
     
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    middle C on the guitar is the fifth fret G string, or 1st fret B string. it sounds a octave lower.

    One would simply tune by ear, as you said they are generally good at music they would have the skillset to get the pitch within range to an "Agreeable" point.
     
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    I agree each would have an opinion on what a middle C sounds like. However your approach is not quantitative or scientific.
     
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    Who cares, as long it sounds decent.
    Just leave Jim alone
     
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    fk Jim
     
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    It doesn't have to be quantitative or scientific. It simply works.
     
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