I Sexually Identify as a Moderator

I sexually Identify as a internet moderator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being recognised by other losers and banning people who disagree with my opinion. People say to me that a person being an internet moderator is 100% homosexual and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having my mum insert a microwave into my basement so I can make hot pockets and never have to leave my mancave. From now on I want you guys to call me "toughguy" and respect my right to do it for free. If you can't accept me you're a modphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

ill insert my shaft into your pile

 

That was truly beautiful.

I take my hat off to you sir.

 

-.- copyfag

 

Get a job asshole

 

yoloswag420

 

quote literally from someone's feminist blog, i am dissapoint

 

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It's time people stop putting you down just because you happen to be sexually attracted to the modcp link. Do we crucify them when they go to their disgusting porn sites? What's weirder, a girl getting fisted or you popping a half chub for hitting 500 modlogs? If you cis scum have anything to say to Video about his orientation, you'll need to get through me first.

And I'm all out of bubble gum

 

Only a half chub? You're selling him short there

 

Signature material.

 

chubs are all relative. a half chub for some is a chub and a half for others. if being on staff has taught me anything, it's that you've gotta be supportive of your fellow chubbers regardless of the chubbiness of their chubs.

 

you sound like you've got too much experience with chubs man