Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

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Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
  1. Unread #1 - Aug 4, 2015 at 8:21 PM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    I mean, have you ever seen a banana before? This is an atheist's nightmare; it's clear and inarguable proof that a higher being designed everything for use by humans (and consequently he also designed humans himself).

    Look at these facts:
    • A banana fits perfectly into a human hand
    • The peelings make a protective, non-slip surface
    • It's curved towards your face, so humans can eat it easier
    • It has a "pull tab" at the top for easy access
    • It has a simple color code: green, too early; yellow, just right; black, too late.
    I wonder how anyone can still believe in evolution when there are experts like Ray Comfort who can clearly prove that God exists and created everything, evolution is a lie, and dinosaurs lived with man.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Aug 4, 2015 at 8:26 PM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    those facts were actually for dicks, but bananas work too
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Aug 4, 2015 at 8:50 PM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Ape's like banana's. wut yu tryna say.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Dude my neckbeared Atheist friend said to shut up or he will quote "hook you in the gabber m8."
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Aug 5, 2015 at 2:25 AM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Copy/paste game too strong.
    No original thoughts, eh?
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Aug 5, 2015 at 11:44 AM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    I dunno man... my banana doesn't fit perfectly in my hand
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    But the shit on your hand does?
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    we contact you just for businesss thing, not because you are handsome, ok ? ARE YOU OK ?
     
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    Ops face looks like a piece of bread.
     
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    op how much money do u make
     
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    ^^^^^
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    welcome to this place, i'll show you everythang.
     
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    Thanks for playing Sythe.Org!
    Hopefully we'll run into you in the future, preferably on your original account where you've been pardoned.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    All comedians reuse jokes now and then D:
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Aug 6, 2015 at 7:27 AM
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Yeah, but it was stale copypasta when you started and it wasn't funny then either.
     
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