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miss my gf boys :/

 

we're all gonna make it brah

 

I'll fuck you in the bum for like 3 cents

 

do you want my ripstick

 

I have a pocketpussy you can borrow

 

1 cent to touch it
2 cents to lick it
4 cents to touch the end of it

 

you spelled "Dragon dildo" wrong

 

Just had a great night with my gf. Stayed in, cuddled, made love, watched a movie we both liked. All in all I'd give this night a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to wake up next to her tomorrow.

You should get a waifu too, then we can double date

 

OP, don't worry about it. The only reason she left you is because you are a useless beta buck piece of shit that had no confidence or respect from his girlfriend. I bet you $100 that she is being fucked right now by the good lucking Chad Thunderdock with ripped abs that you consider to be "soooo" douchey. In fact, your girlfriend was already fucking him behind your back while being in a relationship with you, she just kept you around for the free benefits that you provided. Go kill yourself OP, end your misery.

 

you're a fucking faggot, dude

 

1) You'rea faggot

2) I left her

also this r2peeinmymouth kid is really fucking gay and probably has a mail-in bride for like 50$ lol queer

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we're all gonna make it man
time heals all wounds
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thanks man for the gesture c u soon

 

I give freeHat 3 weeks before faggot banned

 

haha you're pretty funny dude

 

all love here bros !

 

What do you say when people tell you Paraguay is really just a province of Argentina

 

zyzz m8

 

Hey man don't be ridiculous















































































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